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LegendaryLettuce

Status: Yes, I am a lettuce, deal with it

Member Since: 12 Oct 2012 07:55pm

Last Seen: 18 Nov 2015 09:13pm

Location: Mount Olympus

Gender: M

user id: 334328

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ALL YOUR LIFE YOU ARE TOLD THE THINGS YOU CANNOT DO.ALL YOUR LIFE THEY WILL SAY YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH OR STRONG ENOUGH OR TALENTED ENOUGH;THEY WILL SAY YOU ARE THE WRONG HEIGHT OR THE WRONG WEIGHT OR THE WRONG TYPE TO PLAY THIS OR BE THIS TO ACHIEVE THIS. THEY WILL TELL YOU NO, A THOUSAND TIMES NO, UNTIL ALL THE NOS BECOME MEANINGLESS. ALL YOUR LIFE THEY WILL TELL YOU NO, QUITE FIRMLY AND QUITE QUICKLY...... AND YOU WILL TELL THEM YES.
  1. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 10:39am UTC
    Please go Yolo yourself off a bridge if you belive in "Swag".

  2. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 12:56am UTC
    I can't wait to strip down naked and rub my body suductively with water and bubbles.
    Oh,
    I mean I can't wait to take a shower.

  3. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 7:49pm UTC
    I Bet you guys can guess which song these lyrics come from:
    WuBWUbWUbbbbWWWUUBBBBWubbyWubbityWEoooawWubWubWUb

  4. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    Whoever invented Spin the Bottle must have been pretty persuasive,
    because that's a pretty creepy thing to suggest to people at parties.
    "Hey, you guys want to stand in a circle and make out with each other?"

  5. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    Cleveland: AHH! A BEAR!
    Bear: AHH! BLACK GUY!
    Cleveland: ...
    Bear: Yeah, doesen't feel good does it?

  6. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    Katy Perry - Blue hair
    Rihanna - Red hair
    Nicki Minaj - Pink hair
    Lady Gaga - Green hair
    Yep thats right, Power Rangers are back.

  7. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    One dollar, two bags of gummy bears.
    It's like I don't even care what happens for the rest of the day.

  8. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    I'm bringin' lazy back
    lol jk that would take too much work.

  9. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    When life gives you health packs,
    get ready for a boss fight.

  10. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 9:31pm UTC
    "Sorry" and "My bad" mean the same thing,
    unless you're at a funeral.

  11. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    1. Open fridge, nothing to eat.
    2. Open pantry, nothing to eat.
    3. Lower standards and repeat.

  12. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 8:53pm UTC
    Today, I realized that the word 'bed' actually looks like a bed.

  13. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 9:55pm UTC
    Brief Poem
    Oh please do not touch me
    Oh please do not touch
    Oh please do not
    Oh please do
    Oh please
    Oh
    O

  14. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 11:47pm UTC
    Operator: 9-1-1 please hold
    Me: Ok stop stabbing me for a sec
    Murderer: KK

  15. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 11:31pm UTC
    During a test:
    People look up for inspiration,
    down for desperation,
    and left and right for information.

  16. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    Haters Gonna Hate,
    Potatoes Gonna Potate,
    Waiters Gonna Wait,
    Alligators Gonna Aligate.

  17. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    Do not cry because its over,
    smile because it happend.

  18. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    Siri is just Iris backwards
    Iris is the Greek goddess of messages
    mind= blown

  19. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    How I see dogs:
    Beagle, German Shepard, Poodle, Labradore.
    How I see cats:
    Cat, cat, cat, bigger cat, cat...

  20. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 10:46pm UTC
    Listening to music by yourself:
    "This song is the best!"
    Playing music to your friends:
    "It gets better in a minute trust me."

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