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  1. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    Today, at Starbucks,
    when the lady asked me for my name I said Lord Voldemort. When the guy called out the name for the pickup, he said, "Lord Vol... He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?"
    EPIC WIN.

  2. cablemade135 cablemade135
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    I want
    Picnik
    NOT
    Not PicMonkey
    Or google edit
    Gonna miss Picnik :(
    Anyone else?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. Raniia Raniia
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 11:54am UTC
    Every 17 seconds someone commits suicide because of Cyber Bullying. ;
    Fave if you're against it.

  5. FunkyNoodle FunkyNoodle
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    Always look at your butterfly. ♥

  6. sammylovesyouxD sammylovesyouxD
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    I Started to cut again. I meet this boy and we fell in love. He was cheating on me and I was heartbroken, I broke up with him. Everyday I see people pointing at me and laughing I can't handle it.
    For every favorite I will smile and I will stop cutting for as many favorites I get.
    ♥♥♥

  7. jaimie132 jaimie132
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    5 years ago I realized my
    boyfriend was cheating on me
    I was heartbroken. So I went over to my best guy- friend's house and cried. He kissed me and called him an idiot for leaving me.
    Today i am putting on a white gown
    to marry my bestfriend.
    jaimie132

  8. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    have never gotten a top quote before.
    -♥-

  9. p0t4t0ch1p p0t4t0ch1p
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    I'M THAT GIRL
    Who smiles and can't stop laughing all day long
    But the second she walks into her bedroom,
    Breaks down crying about everything she was hiding
    With that fake laughter and plastered on smile.

  10. Jasminekaybutterfly Jasminekaybutterfly
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    Cutting.
    11 on my legs.
    30 on my sides.
    15 on my arm.
    It can quickly turn into an addiction.
    But as of today...
    I am 55 days cut free.
    It has not been easy.
    And everytime I look in the mirror
    I hate myself for all the scars.
    So please
    Don't start.
    You are to beautiful to make your body ugly.
    Can I please get 55 likes for being 55 days cut free? It would mean the world to me. Because it hasn't been easy.

  11. wuvyouboo wuvyouboo
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Laugh your heart outDance in the rain Cherish the momentignore the pain

  12. MEEman MEEman
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    Friday the 13th
    fave if
    your day was actually pretty amazing today. better then yesterday ...

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 5:04am UTC
    You ripped me off, your love was cheap
    Was always tearing at the seams
    I fell so deep, you let me drown
    But that was then and this is now

  14. StarButthead StarButthead
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. x3imperfect x3imperfect
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    They say i cant live one day in the real world
    I say you wouldn't survive one night in mine

  16. x3imperfect x3imperfect
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 4:58pm UTC
    Your knife, my back
    My gun, your head.

  17. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 2:04pm UTC
    [♥][♥][♥]
    Studying:
    The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby
    [♥][♥][♥]

  18. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    I'm too nice to people.
    And that's how I get hurt.

  19. vballchick74 vballchick74
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    if aliens ever land on earth
    & demand to see our leader
    our best chance of survival is to bring them
    lady gaga
    nmq

  20. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 5:03pm UTC
    CHOOSE THE GUY
    who takes you to his house
    to meet his Parents.
    not his bedroom.

:)

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