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Member Since: 1 Feb 2012 08:01pm

Last Seen: 12 Dec 2014 09:01pm

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tThis is me, I'm not perfect,
so what else is new? Impossible to
denny;;


I am hoping to become a Lawyer when I grow up, or maybe
a Judge. What I have to say about witty?

I think people should stop saying all
of these sad quotes

and make witty what it used
to be♥



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  1. jaimie132 jaimie132
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2014 1:34am UTC
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  2. jaimie132 jaimie132
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2014 1:24am UTC
    I'm not fat i just
    Love to much
    This could be an amazing instagram bio..

  3. jaimie132 jaimie132
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2014 4:19pm UTC
    I need a guy to fill
    that hole in my
    Heart
    V A G I N A

  4. jaimie132 jaimie132
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2014 8:30pm UTC
    When a
    Thug gets asked out: Yo man i'm good.
    Jock gets asked out: Your not really my game.....
    Nerd gets asked out: Uhhhh....is this for real?
    Chearleader gets asked out: N-O, Whats that spell? NEVER!

  5. jaimie132 jaimie132
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2014 9:49pm UTC
    Remember when you thought that
    bandaids just fixed everything
    ♥If you need a bandaid

  6. jaimie132 jaimie132
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    Family life. The only time your allowed to ask stupid ridiculous questions and they have to answerComment something u r going to say ^-^

  7. jaimie132 jaimie132
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 8:01pm UTC
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  8. jaimie132 jaimie132
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 7:35pm UTC
    Girls are like
    Apples on trees. The
    best ones are at the top
    of the tree. Boys dont want
    to reach for the good apples
    because they are afraid of falling
    and getting hurt. Instead they get
    the rotten apples on the ground
    that aren't as good, but easy. So the
    apples at the top think something
    is wrong with them, when infact
    they are amazing. They just
    have to wait for the right
    boy who will risk
    everything, who's
    brave enough
    to climb
    all the way
    up to the top
    of the TREE♥♥
    Jaimie132♥

  9. jaimie132 jaimie132
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    The only Funemilyhope25♥
    Things to know about moi♥♥♥..
    My name is Emily.
    I love sports.
    I am competitive.
    You can always trust me.
    I don't gossip.
    I love European food,
    (As long as theres nothing aquatic in it)
    I won't eat anything that lives in water.
    I love noodles♥
    I am single.
    I am straight///
    (Just so no awkward convos come up...)
    I am not looking for a Boyfriend,
    So, unless you are a warewolf, or a vampire,
    the answer is no.
    I am not a crazy romantic
    I love chatting with friends.
    If you are not one of my good friends
    I probably won't want to chat... Soz :/
    Because i am usually really busy.
    I love remodeling my suite
    And i dont copy.
    I get INSPIRED.
    Passwords +more
    I don't give out passwords.
    And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know.
    All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so.
    He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike.
    He surprised me with pink roses, he taught me how to fly a kite.
    We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone.
    And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.
    "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart.
    I know because he told me, he'd forever be in my heart."
    With that her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest.
    Feeling her own heart beat, beneath her favorite dress.
    And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, hermother stood in tears.
    Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.
    For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life.
    Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.
    And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,
    she finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.
    "I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star.
    And if he could he'd be here, but Heaven's just too far!
    You see he was a fireman and died just this past year.
    When airplanes hit the towers, and taught Americans to fear.

  10. jaimie132 jaimie132
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 11:58pm UTC
    So, you know how adam and Eve had kids? Well if they had kids there kids would have to do it with each other. So either this girls brother had to make kids with her, or this girls father had to make kids with her. And apperantly, thats not weird. But being gay is.
    (Face Palm)

  11. jaimie132 jaimie132
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 11:50pm UTC
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  12. jaimie132 jaimie132
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 6:01pm UTC
    When Steve Jobs died: 'No more IMan!
    When Micheal and Whitney Died: 'No more original singers and good music!'
    When Paris Hilton Dies: 'Oh, to bad.'

  13. jaimie132 jaimie132
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    ℬα℩ℒℯℯ ℋℴ
    Bid! buyers get gifts
    ⒷⒶⒾⓁⒺⒺ©
    Copying is for losers. And yo know it.

  14. jaimie132 jaimie132
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    advance! -K
    Emily♥ About Me:
    Hey guys! My name is
    Emily! I love to write
    songs and Poetry! I
    play soccer comptitively, dance and
    cheer. My favorite types of movies are comedies, and I like any kind of music (especialy pop and indie)! Well that's all y'all need to know! :)
    Guestbook:
    I love reading messages people leave me in my guestbook, and I respond to all of them!
    Chat:
    I do use chat, but it doesn't work very well. If you wanna talk just post somethin in my guestbook or message me!
    Messaging:
    I respond to everything except for hate mail!!!!
    I currently accept all friend requests, so add me!:)
    Please join Fashion_Idol_ :)
    If you put me in your album 50+ times or give me 4+ gifts I will give you a shoutout on my blog that has over 40,000 Stardoll members♥♥♥
    ©FunEmilyhope25 , please do not copy. ♥ ©FunEmilyhope25 , please do not copy. ♥
    hhhhhh

  15. jaimie132 jaimie132
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 2:37pm UTC
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    and I love stardoll because I get to ____________
    and I love to make new friends! I want to mention a
    special friend! She is: FamousKoolGurl! She is the
    My best friend and always will be♥
    Okay, Mswlova, that is all I can do,
    Write whatever you want here,
    Thanks for reading!
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    Creative ideas by: Mswlova!

  16. jaimie132 jaimie132
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    PLEASE READ
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    Don't Copy! Ask!

  17. jaimie132 jaimie132
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 8:23pm UTC
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  18. jaimie132 jaimie132
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 7:11pm UTC
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    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 7:45pm UTC
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  20. jaimie132 jaimie132
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    After
    Rain,comes a Raimbow
    But why can't we see it when it
    comes to love

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