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Today, at Starbucks,
when the lady asked me for my name I said Lord Voldemort. When the guy called out the name for the pickup, he said, "Lord Vol... He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?"
EPIC WIN.

 

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Today, at Starbucks, when the lady asked me for my name I said

784 faves · 12 comments · Apr 21, 2012 3:12pm

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AllyReneexD · 1 decade ago
Yolo ;D
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XxRawRimmadionsurxX · 1 decade ago
OMG YOU ROCK
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tagrose27 · 1 decade ago
HAHA this is sooo funny :)
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dancer4444 · 1 decade ago
LOL YES!
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overuseILOVEU · 1 decade ago
that just made my day! lol!
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LivHeartzMusic · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHA
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wojo · 1 decade ago
you are so awsome.
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espoir00 · 1 decade ago
Omg LOLOL
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mangagirl · 1 decade ago
My mom and dad are actually laughing at this. Epic win :D
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abkamel* · 1 decade ago
AMAZING
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OneWishxo · 1 decade ago
You legit did this? :ooo
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Sonny84 · 1 decade ago
OMG YOU ROCK
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