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N30NC4T

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Member Since: 16 Apr 2012 06:21pm

Last Seen: 19 Apr 2013 05:41pm

Location: 1234 Street Street Walaby Way Narnia

Gender: F

user id: 292853

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Elloh Beautiful :3
I come from the Beautiful Land of Canada, where we ride on polar bears and live in igloos... lol jk we live in houses and ride in cars xD
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It is hard to earn my trust, but once you do earn it, congrats. Now make sure that you don't mess up, because once you lose my trust, you probably won't get it back.
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I would die for my friends, I just hope they would do the same for me...

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-pretty much my life

N30NC4T
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 11:38pm UTC

If you are feeling down, then watch this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vqnSwTXAAc
(I don't know if you will laugh, but I know I did)

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N30NC4T
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 10:10pm UTC

So on Wednesday our school is having a 'Stand up to Bullying' thing day.
The only thing we have to do is wear pink.
Pink.
Pink on a Wednesday
Pink :D
mq

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N30NC4T
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 8:57pm UTC

Me: I am very happy!
Memory: You have a gigantic science test tomorrow and you know nothing.
Body: You are on your period lolz
School: FRIGGIN WEEK LONG SKI TRIP IN 2 DAYS!!! hopefully, you are not on your period.
Thighs: jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, yeah
Friends: K we are going to act like we hate you.
Face: Wuddup! I'm going to be super greasy right now even though you JUST had a shower.
Parents: We are going to pester you and constantly bother you about the science test.
Pad: I am going to do my job wrong and get blood on your favourite jammies and bedsheets.
Internet: I aamm feeelliiinng slloooww toodaaayyy...
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
mq

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N30NC4T
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 8:46pm UTC

My First Period: Oh Yay! Womanhood! I am finally a grown up!
Me on My Period Nowadays: F*CK YOU GRASS
mq

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N30NC4T
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 5:31pm UTC

me: *doesn't have much hope for our generation*
girl: *eats used tampon*
me: i am on the verge of moving to some random place in the middle of nowhere with no wifi and becoming a monk.
mq

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N30NC4T
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 4:54pm UTC

*me on witty*
me: OH WOW THAT WAS SO FUNNY *clicks fave*
me: That was incredibly depressing... I am feeling sad now...
me: THAT'S HILARIOUS
me: ...quit playing with my emotions dammit
mq

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N30NC4T
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 11:03pm UTC

REPOST:
A girl once died. If you dont repost this, she will show up in your room at 2:12. Really.

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N30NC4T
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 10:55pm UTC

Me: *plays Assassin's Creed*
Me: I NO LONGER BELIEVE IN LADDERS
mq

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N30NC4T
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 10:42pm UTC

If the world was going to end,
it would have ended a while ago...
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The Mayan Calendar does NOT have leap years
WE DO
Leap years add extra days to OUR calendar.
So since extra days are added to our calendar and not the Mayan Calendar the that puts the Mayan Calendar BEHIND schedule.
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Therefore if the world was going to end, it would have already ended, because the Mayan Calendar doesn't have leap years, and we do, so... yeah...

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N30NC4T
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 10:14pm UTC

So...
if zombies eat brains
i'm pretty sure you're safe

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N30NC4T
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 8:32pm UTC

Sl.ut: I'm gonna get 10 times as many guys that you're gonna get!
Me: *Starts rolling on floor laughing*
Sl.ut: What's so funny?
Me: 10 x 0 = 0
nmq

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N30NC4T
posted a quote
October 20, 2012 10:57am UTC

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{i'm sorry you think i'm immature}
but the only reason why i can't ever throw away that old teddy bear of mine
is because it was the only thing that comforted me when everyone else left
:/\♥/\:
//sixbillionsecrets\\
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N30NC4T
posted a quote
October 20, 2012 10:31am UTC

P e o p l e W o n d e r W h y I d o n 't Ta l k A b o u t W h a t' s B o t h e r i ng Me
What's the Reason?
because whenever i try to talk there's always someone to point out how their life is so much worse, and my problem doesn't matter
♥
sixbillionsecrets
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N30NC4T
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 8:18pm UTC

So Today at Lunch
I hugged my friend from behind...
Then I started swaying, and I
randomly threw her as hard a I could
against the ground and screamed "HULK
SMASH!" and she fell down on her back.
.....
and it was the most f*cking awesome moment of my life
my quote true story :)
don't worry she's fine
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N30NC4T
posted a quote
September 23, 2012 3:13pm UTC

Did You Know?
Ellen Degeneres voiced Dori the fish
in Finding Nemo
N30NC4T

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N30NC4T
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 8:39pm UTC

90% of people
marry their 7th - 12th grade love. ♥
Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight.
If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now.

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N30NC4T
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 10:44pm UTC

Santa has Elves
But America has China
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nmq

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N30NC4T
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 12:56pm UTC

Today is my Birthday
No, I don't want faves.
I-WANT-FOOD-BICHZ
mq

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N30NC4T
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 8:33pm UTC

Maybe pain is a good thing...
I know this sounds crazy, but what if pain is just here to remind us that we are alive?
Like, if we get in a car crash or something, what if the pain is there to remind us that we still have a chance to see our family and friends again?
What if?

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N30NC4T
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 8:13pm UTC

A Girls Best Friend Is Not A Diamond
But a girls best friend is like a diamond
ex.
They are beautiful no matter big or small
If you lose them, you would be beyond upset
They always outshine you
They are more valuable than pretty much anything
And there's always one person trying to steal them from you
mq/mf

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