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wojo

1. wojo
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2012 5:28am UTC
   am i the only ont that has a friend that trys to jump a fence then gets stuck and is hangint there by his pants for like a half an hour?;)
   
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2. wojo
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2012 11:13am UTC
   stuped moment #99
   thinking you are running into the back yard but find out the glass door in closed, and running smack into it.;)
   
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3. wojo
   posted a quote
   November 7, 2012 2:57pm UTC
   if i made you mad, one of these is what i would do
   1. i will say sorry
   2. i will walk away
   3. wont care what the h#ll you say
   pick number 3
   
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4. wojo
   posted a quote
   November 7, 2012 2:50pm UTC
   stupid moment #56
   pushing the remote to turn on your tv, but finding out you are destroying your car with garage door
   
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5. wojo
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   November 5, 2012 2:52pm UTC
   friend: like my tan
   me: all you need is purple hair and you could be an ompalopa
   
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6. wojo
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2012 3:08pm UTC
   that akward moment when you run into your bedroom and the doors closed. then the next day you are getting asked how you got that huge bruse on your forhead
   
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7. wojo
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2012 3:23pm UTC
   hay whats up
   the sky
   oh and you
   
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