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sammylovesyouxD
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December 2, 2013 9:45pm UTC

Things that shouldn't be as difficult as they are:
- dealing with spiders
- buying bras in the right size
- purchasing pads or tampons without getting embarrassed
- devouring the souls of my enemies
- ordering food over the phone
- using public transport

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sammylovesyouxD
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June 13, 2012 4:35pm UTC

1D takes over the radio
Niall: I'm at a payphone trying to call Nandoooos
Harry: Hey I heard you were a wild mom
Louis: Now you're somebody that I used to blow
Zayn: The day I first was born, I told myseeelf I'd never fall in love with mesellff
Liam: The sun goes down, the stars coome out... and all the teenagers go in and sleep and spend time with their families instead of partyingg, I'm glad you came

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sammylovesyouxD
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June 13, 2012 4:32pm UTC

fine skip through this quote like society told you to because its not pretty.

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sammylovesyouxD
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June 11, 2012 7:22pm UTC

1D takes over the radio
Niall: I'm at a payphone trying to call Nandoooos
Harry: Hey I heard you were a wild mom
Louis: Now you're somebody that I used to blow
Zayn: The day I first was born, I told myseeelf I'd never fall in love with mesellff
Liam: The sun goes down, the stars coome out... and all the teenagers go in and sleep and spend time with their families instead of partyingg, I'm glad you came

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sammylovesyouxD
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June 11, 2012 7:18pm UTC

Liam Payne Hosting Punk'D
Liam Payne: ok ok we should do the biggest prank on Justin Bieber
Liam Payne: so we're going to flim him and make him sneeze
Liam Payne: and we should refuse to say "bless you"
Liam Payne: im so excited
Liam Payne:this is the meanest thing EVER

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sammylovesyouxD
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May 10, 2012 8:06pm UTC

Favorite if you think Witty should get Pictures.
Example : You want to do a quote like this
Then I was like this ...
we could also have gifs to it would be so cool c:

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sammylovesyouxD
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May 10, 2012 8:03pm UTC

Sharks aren't so bad...
If a stranger entered
my house wearing
only a speedo,
I would probably
attack him too.

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sammylovesyouxD
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April 21, 2012 12:34pm UTC

Yesterday was 4:20
The only thing I breathed in and out was oxgyen.

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sammylovesyouxD
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April 19, 2012 8:34pm UTC

Am I the only one who misses witty when it wasn't all about the formats, just the quotes.

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sammylovesyouxD
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April 19, 2012 11:10am UTC

Hello substitute teacher,
Goodbye assigned seats♥

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sammylovesyouxD
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April 17, 2012 6:22pm UTC

I Started to cut again. I meet this boy and we fell in love. He was cheating on me and I was heartbroken, I broke up with him. Everyday I see people pointing at me and laughing I can't handle it.
For every favorite I will smile and I will stop cutting for as many favorites I get.
♥♥♥

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sammylovesyouxD
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April 16, 2012 5:53pm UTC

Just because...
Your blonde doesn't mean your stupid
JUST BECAUSE
Your smart doesn't mean your a geek and like lessons
JUST BECAUSE
Your skinny doesn't mean your anorexic
JUST BECAUSE
Your fat doesn't mean you eat lots of food
JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU KNOW SOMEONE, DOESN'T ACTUALLY MEAN YOU DO. DON'T JUDGE ME, OR ANYBODY ELSE.

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sammylovesyouxD
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 3:42pm UTC

Don't think of your self as
a ugly person.
Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

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sammylovesyouxD
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April 15, 2012 3:38pm UTC

Follow your heart, but take your brain too.

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sammylovesyouxD
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 3:33pm UTC

Science Fair/noun/:
A time for parents to show how talented they are.

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sammylovesyouxD
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April 5, 2012 6:33pm UTC

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