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  1. rach* rach*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2014 8:46pm UTC
    “I am alive. I am here. I am trying. That is enough.”

    words you should recite while having an anxiety attack.

  2. Rebekah đź’Żâť•* Rebekah đź’Żâť•*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2014 10:57am UTC
    Just in case no one has told you today :• Good Morning• You're Beautiful• I Love You• Nice Butt

  3. JirachiGirl JirachiGirl happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2014 6:43pm UTC
    Me: What are taxes and how do I pay for them?
    School system: Worry not.
    School system: Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2014 3:10pm UTC
    But daddy gave his life for a
    reason, to maintain your freedom. I guess freedom aint really free.

  6. FingersCrossed FingersCrossed
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2014 3:36pm UTC
    Green tail
    purple shells
    a young lady
    secret that nobody tells
    She's madly in love
    and want's to trade her voice
    for the guy from above
    it's her own choice
    so she went to Ursula
    the evil witch
    and gave her voice
    to that stupid b*tch


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2014 6:55pm UTC
    H
    » DEPRESSION
    ||||||||||||||||||||||||IS LIKE WANTING TO GO HOME,
    BUT ALREADY BEING THERE.

  9. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2014 12:07pm UTC
    People
    ask me why I draw in pen. I in turn ask them why I shouldn't, to which their
    response is always you can't remove the mistakes. Then I tell them I like the
    mistakes formed when creating the art with pen. When I draw in pen and make
    mistakes it represents the troubles we go through to teach what we are now. We
    may regret our mistakes and wish they never existed but without them you would
    be leading a different life. Don't remove your mistakes instead remember them
    and think about what they made you. The mistakes in a piece of art are like
    ours. They shouldn't be removed because without them the piece would be
    different.  ~ Mine
     

  10. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 7:13pm UTC
    Anyone who doesn’t like musicals because,
    “no one just starts singing in dancing all of a sudden in real life”
    has clearly never visited my house.

  11. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2014 6:55pm UTC
    I think netflix would work great as dating site.
    "Here are 9 other singles in your area who also watched pokemon for 12 hours straight"

  12. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2014 2:08pm UTC
    "I'm used to it."
    — The saddest thing you can hear someone say

  13. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 12:29am UTC
    I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
     

  14. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2014 6:21pm UTC
    If I have both earbuds in my ears I am either...
    ♦ Having a terrible day, music keeps me sane.
    ♦ Trying to get a song out of my head
    ♦ Trying to focus on something
    ♦ Ignoring you
    Just don't bother me, okay? xoxo

  15. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 2:35pm UTC
    I wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

  16. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 3:28pm UTC
    My parents warned me about the drugs in the streets,
    but never about the ones with hazel eyes and a heart beat.

  17. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2014 10:09pm UTC
    Yesterday, my 9-year old brother told my mom he was pregnant.

  18. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2014 6:06am UTC
    Today was gonna be the day;
    he'd already wrote the note
    and parked that Chevrolet
    at the end of that dead end road.
    Had his finger on the trigger,
    just about to end everything.
    He was taking one last long breath
    when he heard his cell phone ring,
    and his best friend said, "Man where you been?
    We're headed down to the lake this weekend;
    You better not miss it, 'cause buddy I swear,
    it won't be the same If you ain't there.
    And I told that girl that you like so much
    you were coming along, and her eyes lit up.
    I better let you go, man I really hope I didn't catch
    you in the middle of anything."
    He said, "You kinda did, but I don't mind at all.
    I'm glad you called."

  19. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 2:33pm UTC
    when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2014 8:39am UTC
    its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager

:)

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