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happiest*
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April 25, 2014 9:48am UTC

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
BFF:Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma:[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF:No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma:What?
BFF:I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma:[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

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SuperNovaChic
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May 12, 2014 12:44pm UTC

People wear black,
People wear red,
People are different,
Doesn't mean they deserve to be dead.
People have issues,
People break down,
People aren't perfect,
Doesn't mean you should leave them to drown.
People are people,
And they matter too,
People are people,
No better or worse than you. ~ Mine

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happiest*
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May 15, 2014 2:49pm UTC

NEW UNDERWEAR IS HONESTLY THE BEST THING EVER AND IT JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY IDK

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kolbey_steffensmeier*
posted a quote
May 15, 2014 9:49pm UTC

The best way to not get your heart broken,
is to pretend you don't have one.

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
May 16, 2014 9:18am UTC

"Why are you so shy?" — Literally the dumbest question to ask a shy person ever.

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Cammie
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February 22, 2014 6:42pm UTC

imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday,
every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves

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_Jannette
posted a quote
February 28, 2014 3:33pm UTC

That's the thing about pain,
it demands to be felt

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
March 9, 2014 6:41pm UTC

Little girl of fourteen,
Flipping through a magazine,
Says she wants to look that way.
Like the stunning girls on every page.
But her hair isn't straight,
Her body isn't fake,
And she's always felt overweight.
Weighed down by her own self hate.
Well little girl of fourteen,
I wish that you could see,
That beauty is within your heart.
And you were made with such care,
Your skin, your body and your hair,
Are perfect just the way they are.
More beautiful than any movie star.
There could never be a more beautiful you,
Defy the lies, disguises and hoops they make you jump through.
You were made to fill a purpose,
One that only you could do,
So there could never be a more beautiful you.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Cammie
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February 21, 2014 11:19pm UTC

if ur hair covers ur boobs
u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 10, 2014 1:35am UTC

children wake up early because
they still get excited about life

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capsized*
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March 2, 2014 12:17am UTC

click to see this quote

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yourcool
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March 10, 2014 1:32am UTC

someone, someday is going to say
"i have to go to the moon" in a bored, defeated tone

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
March 4, 2014 3:02am UTC

My dad when he sees I'm reading Looking for Alaska
Dad: i dont want to spoil anything but its just a little left of Canada

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dolph*
posted a quote
March 7, 2014 4:10pm UTC

funny how when a girl is in love with a guy that doesn't love her back it's 'clingy' and 'pathetic'
but when a guy loves a girl who doesn't love him back it's 'romantic' and 'heartbreaking'

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ChocoTaco
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February 25, 2014 5:51pm UTC

Teacher: We're gonna watch a movie today!
Class: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
Teacher: You have to take notes.
Class: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
Teacher: You're handing them in for a grade.
Class: ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

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yourcool
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March 10, 2014 2:01am UTC

the bags under my eyes are designer

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BravoSierra
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February 28, 2014 12:34pm UTC

I just saw a little girl get a "You're #1" sticker.
She read it, "You're hashtag one."
We're doomed.

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伤*
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March 1, 2014 8:04pm UTC

how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help

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*crybaby*
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March 7, 2014 4:32am UTC

Leonardo DiCaprio: *names child Oscar*
Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."

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