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  1. Brookeohsnapp Brookeohsnapp
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 8:27am UTC
    People like talking about people.
    Makes us feel superior,
    makes us feel in control,
    & sometimes for some people, knowing
    some things,
    makes them care.♥
    ~ House

  2. KrissyMchotness KrissyMchotness
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    I put the "pro"
    In procrastination

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 2:31pm UTC
    It's pretty awful
    To judge someone
    On something they can't change...

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Is "ugh" an emotion?
    Because I feel it all the time.

  5. FightingAgainstAnorexia FightingAgainstAnorexia
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    NEVER IGNORE A CRY FOR HELP
    because it might just be their final plea.

  6. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    me at school: I'll work on this at home
    me at home: I'll work on this at school

  7. DuckyMoMo11 DuckyMoMo11
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    Dude,
    I was there.
    Stop trying to change the story.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  8. Roroashee Roroashee
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    Showers;
    I never want to get in,
    &&never want to get out.
    just me?

  9. elligrig13 elligrig13
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    Today is the oldest
    you've ever been
    and the youngest
    you'll ever be again.

  10. LoversGonnaLove LoversGonnaLove
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    When your telling your friend
    Something so hilarious
    And they say:
    You already told me!
    and your like ".........Oh"

  11. OliviaOreoo OliviaOreoo
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    What If Air Is Actually Poisonous,
    And It Just Takes 80 Years Or More To Kill Us
    Format by twilightgirl995

  12. duncann98 duncann98
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    you sir, belong on
    a Hollister bag //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ♥
    nmf

  13. starbright14 starbright14
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    Boys:Ask for pictures with no clothes
    Men:Ask for pictures with no make up

  14. Wheeling Wheeling
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    The saddest thing is you could be anything, That you could want
    we could of been everything [ but now we're not]
    NOW ITS NOT ANYTHING AT ALL
    The hardest part was getting this close to you, and giving up this dream I built with you,
    A fairy tale that isn't coming true
    youv'e got some growing up to do.

  15. prplesockerninja22 prplesockerninja22
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    Real life jobs that use Algebra:
    Algebra Teacher

  16. iloveyou731 iloveyou731
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    Cucumbers are 96% water,
    Jesus can walk on water..
    I can walk on cucumbers..
    which makes me 96% Jesus :D
    nmf

  17. gkaston gkaston
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    read it, it's worth it, promise..
    There are 7,005,825,449 people on this planet.
    1,840,179,188 of those people are under the age of 14.
    2,897,591,730 of those people happen to be over the age of 35.
    3,534,797,376 of those people are also male.
    That means only 256,430,954 of them are females from the age of
    15-34.
    Only 5 of those females will be married to One Direction.
    You have a 0.0000019498426075348145% chance of being one of those females.
    May the odds be ever in your favor..

  18. samzii17 samzii17
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 12:07pm UTC
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  19. FallingApart_ FallingApart_
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    I'm that girl
    »»WHO'S ALWAYS THERE FOR EVERYONE
    even though no one is ever |||||||||||||||||||||
    THere For me♥

  20. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    *parents are sleeping*
    me: alright better be quiet they need some sleep
    *I'm sleeping*
    parents: ok it's time to vacuum for hours and yell at eachother and put glass in the garbage disposal and land a helicopter on the roof

:)

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