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  1. Cookiemonster99 Cookiemonster99
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 12:40pm UTC
    You wanna know
    who's beautiful?
    Don't read the first word again because it's me.

  2. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    The money in your wallet
    could've once belonged to Zac Efron or Barack Obama.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    You can't wear a tank top two days in a row, and you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week. So I guess you picked today. Oh, and we only wear jeans or track pants on Fridays. Now, if you break any of these rules,you can't sit with us at lunch.
    ♥♥♥♥

  5. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 1:42pm UTC
    Nothing is more beautiful then a smile that has struggled though tears.
    -Demi Lovato


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. xxxdreamerxxx11 xxxdreamerxxx11
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    I have lost
    8,367,419,467,390,251
    bobby pins in my lifetime
    nmqnmf

  8. 13_Wishes 13_Wishes
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    1
    Long inspirational quote
    Format by twilightgirl995
    800
    "Get in loser, we're going shopping"
    Format by twilightgirl995

  9. gigi58 gigi58
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    I hate it how people think I'm flirting everytime I talk with a boy.
    Just FYI, it's called having a conversation.

  10. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Four years isn't enough time for
    Obama to change America.
    Some of you have been in school for more than four years and you still don't know the difference between your and you're.

  11. Meowcat Meowcat
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    I NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT
    If I get 50+ faves I will:
    Bike 1,000 miles to Maine, run across the Canadian border, jump off the coast of Halifax, Nova Scotia, swim across the Atlantic Ocean to St. Levan, England, run 316 miles up to London, dougie on the London Bridge, and then on top of a double-decker bus, jog back to St. Levan, backstroke across the ocean back to Halifax, sprint across the border, and skip all the way home.
    I'm serious.

  12. briolive briolive
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    Starbucks
    really isn't that expensive,
    Vicotria's Secret
    charges way more per cup

  13. l0vee34 l0vee34
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    Dear YouTube,
    If I wanted to watch commercials, I would watch tv.
    Sincerely,
    Slightly Annoyed. -____-

  14. xXCuteRibbonXx xXCuteRibbonXx
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    Treat like a princess and I'll treat you like a prince.
    Treat me like a game and I'll show you how it's playing.

  15. NutellaGurl NutellaGurl
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    storytime
    *girl is getting heart surgery*
    girl: im having heart surgery today
    guy : i know
    girl : love you
    guy : i love you more
    * after heart surgery*
    girl : where is he?
    dad: dont you know who gave you the heart
    girl : *starts crying*
    dad : just kidding he's in the bathroom

  16. kayybeee18 kayybeee18
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Screw Obama & Romney
    I'm voting for Cady Heron because she pushed Regina George in front of a bus.
    -Nmf (;

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    You know it's cold outside
    When you go outside and it's cold. - Fez

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    It’s really weird
    thinking about how every person you walk by
    has a name and a personality and
    a group of friends you’ll never know
    and a messed up family
    or an awesome family
    or that they’re in love or that they’re depressed
    or are having the best or worst day of their life.
    There are a lot of people around
    and I’ll hardly know any of them.

  19. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    The reason that
    High school is so difficult
    IS BECAUSE
    Ned never made a quide
    >>>>>for anything past grade 8

  20. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    I have to write a story for English,
    it can only be 5 sentences. No more, no less. & it can be about anything we want. Well, this is mine:
    Once there was a boy named Timmy and a girl named Sally. One day Timmy thought it would be funny to make Sally fall in love with him when he didn't feel the same, so he went up to her and told her that she looked beautiful and he wished she was his. Sally, the silly, naive little girl she was, believed Timmy and fell head over heels in love with him. Then one day Sally overheard Timmy talking to his friends, he said "Sally is so dumb, does she actually think I like her?!" Sally got so mad, that she walked up to him, punched him in the balls and went out with his twin brother Tommy.
    The End.

:)

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