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NutellaGurl

1. NutellaGurl
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2012 7:10pm UTC
   Me having convo with friend
   Friend : Was that lightning?
   Me : No theyre taking pictures for google earth.
   
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2. NutellaGurl
   posted a quote
   November 23, 2012 12:27am UTC
   Welcome to high school...
   Where you will be judged on your appeareance
   Where you wont be able to talk to any of your friends
   Where the drama will fill your head with anxiety
   Where you should be worrying about schoolwork , but arent
   Where your heart will be broken several times
   Where you will fail the test you studied for the night before
   Where you will spend most of your day wishing you were elsewere
   Where you will make friends and enemies
   Where you will learn painful lessons and get in fights
   Where six valuble hours will be wasted every day
   Have a nice four years
   
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3. NutellaGurl
   posted a quote
   November 22, 2012 2:25pm UTC
   The actual armageddon
   is
   Beliebers V.s Directioiners
   
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4. NutellaGurl
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   November 20, 2012 9:24pm UTC
   Reasons the world is ending
   asteriods
   enocomy
   polar shift
   mayans
   No more twinkies
   
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5. NutellaGurl
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   November 20, 2012 9:00pm UTC
   Thats 70 show
   *eric is talking to his sister*
   Laurie : Nothing here is cheap
   eric: Except you
   Laurie : Believe me in not cheap
   eric : Fine , Free Whatever
   
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6. NutellaGurl
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   November 20, 2012 5:46pm UTC
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7. NutellaGurl
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   November 20, 2012 8:03am UTC
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8. NutellaGurl
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   November 19, 2012 4:19pm UTC
   If i had a dollar for everytime one direction
   ignored me
   i would have enough money to buy
   Earth
   
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9. NutellaGurl
   posted a quote
   November 18, 2012 3:17pm UTC
   Hi
   that word can start love , hate , or even friendship
   Keeps You Oh-So Elevated
   Bunnylover43 Format
   
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10. NutellaGurl
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    November 17, 2012 10:38pm UTC
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11. NutellaGurl
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    November 17, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    Mom : Can you stop talking about one direction
    Me : HAHAHAHHAHAH.....No
    
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12. NutellaGurl
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    November 17, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    I dont mean to brag
    But i have a 8 o clock curfew
    Jealous yet?
    
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13. NutellaGurl
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    November 16, 2012 10:40pm UTC
    Taylor Swift is now in a Realationship with Harry styles
    Me: WOW hold the f/ck up, Where does that B..itch live.
    
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14. NutellaGurl
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    November 16, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    Directioner : The only reason Security Guard needed security guards to protect them
    
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15. NutellaGurl
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    November 16, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    50 Most Popular Women...
    1. Lady Gaga
    2. Kesha
    3. Madonna
    4. Beyonce
    5. Rihanna
    6. Britney Spears
    7. Justin Bieber
    8. Miley Cyrus
    9.Paris Hilton
    10. Avril Lavigne
    
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16. NutellaGurl
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    November 12, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    Thanks Wind.
    my hair now feels extremely violated because of you.
    
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17. NutellaGurl
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    November 12, 2012 8:08pm UTC
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18. NutellaGurl
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    November 12, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    How come they make iphone 5's
    bigger
    And Then They Make Ipads
    smaller
    just me?
    
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19. NutellaGurl
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    November 12, 2012 11:39am UTC
    if monday has a face
    me. i would punch it
    
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20. NutellaGurl
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    Mean girl quotes
    Damian: [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh... "Caddy" Heron. Do we have a "Caddy" Heron here?
    Cady: It's Cady.
    Damian: Oh Cady, here you go, one for you... And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.
    
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