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  1. Chloaaay17 Chloaaay17
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    i've been in 2 milleniums,
    2 centuries, 3 decades, seen the first black president of
    USA, the falling of the twin towers, Bin Laden kiilled, a royal
    wedding between a prince and a commoner and the end
    of the world.
    i'm not even 20 yet.

  2. caughtinthe_chains caughtinthe_chains
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 10:08pm UTC
    apparently, Twilight is "so popular"
    because teenagers can relate to it.
    oh yeah, i remember that time
    when i was a
    vampire

  3. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 2:26am UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. kkaitlynx0 kkaitlynx0
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 9:20pm UTC
    I laugh at my own texts
    before i send them
    Be cause im that danm funny.

  5. Mojoxx Mojoxx
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2010 3:43am UTC
    First "DYNAMITE",
    then "FIREWORK",
    then "GRENANDE",
    what's next?
    "NUCLEAR BOMB"?

  6. RinaKutcherx3 RinaKutcherx3
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 6:05pm UTC
    Admit it
    We all want that tree next to our window that we can sit on when were upset (:

  7. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 12:36pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. tishfayeobrienmwahh tishfayeobrienmwahh
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    how did you get that scar?
    well i was all like COME AT ME BRO..AND HE DID.

  9. truegurl09 truegurl09
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2010 4:20pm UTC
    Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
    Please...
    Can you bleed for a week and survive?
    Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
    Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months?
    Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone atonce?
    Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
    Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
    Can you --->face heartbreak?
    Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
    Can you burn your forehead with a straightener and not complain?
    Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
    Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
    Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
    I Didn't Think So.

  10. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 10:10pm UTC
    this Halloween
    i'm dressing all in red
    and trick-or-treating at 4 PM
    so i can say
    "i'm your period, and i came early."

  11. XXKatiiKatXX120 XXKatiiKatXX120
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    THERE IS ALWAYS THAT ONE FREAKY GIRL IN YOUR GRADE THAT'S OBSESSED WITH HORSES♥

  12. Nessazhere Nessazhere
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2009 7:17pm UTC
    Favorite if:
    -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    -you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    -you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -you use the "sup" head nod.
    -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
    You gotta love facebook fan-pages.(=

  13. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  14. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
    My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
    of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
    Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
    "Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
    MILA.

  15. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  16. flamingdaisies flamingdaisies
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    Trading in beaches for classrooms,
    Shorts for jeans,
    Camis for sweaters,
    Sandals for boots,
    Tanned skin for pale skin,
    Amusement parks for field trips, &
    Relaxation for drama.
    Where did summer go? ♥

  17. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    "Louis and I were outside, then Louis saw
    A pigeon, so he ran to it and screamed,
    'Kevin, is that you?!'"
    -Zayn Malik

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 7:26pm UTC

    Being a virgin in this day and age is something to be proud of.
    Y o u ' r e l i k e a u n i c o r n .
    format by jimmy365

  19. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    "if you did fancy the same girl,what would happen?"
    Louis: "That's simple, we'd do rock paper sissors to see who gets her, Just kidding so being the lovely group that we are, we'd toss a coin for it"

    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  20. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    I don't Like
    it when girls complain about their weight
    i want them to know that they are beautiful
    - Harry Styles
    Format credit to ThatsSoMee/Credit to OneDirection

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