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texaskangaroo

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Member Since: 9 Mar 2010 02:16am

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

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1. sunlight in the winter.
2. the smell of rain.
3. red telephone booths.
4. brightly colored candy.
5. real smiles.

my name is texaskangaroo.
if i told you what the list above is about, well, that would ruin the mystery. figure it out yourself.
about me? there's nothing to say, darling. i'm just another person on here. 
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  1. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 1:15am UTC
    if...
    you fight like a married couple
    you talk like best friends
    you flirt like first loves
    you protect each other like brother and sister
    that's when you know it's meant to be.

  2. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 3:24am UTC
    This little boy and girl, they're in love.
    As young as they are, it’s incredible how they treat each other, how much they want to be together all the time, how they never get tired of one another.
    - - - - - - - - - >> It’s crazy.
    My mom works at a preschool, and these two kids go there. Zack and Eva. They're about four or five.
    Eva goes to school everyday, but Zack only goes every other day. Eva's mom told my mom that every morning when Eva gets in the car she says,
    “Mommy, is today a Zack day?”
    And when it is she sighs with relief in her little car seat.
    When they sit in class on the floor listening to story time, Zack strokes her arm.
    He tucks her hair behind her ear and smiles at her, he helps her with her coloring.
    This is all during a day in preschool.
    I saw him at the school picnic, and he was walking around holding her hand. She said, “I want some cake, Zack.” He replied, “Okay, Eva. Let’s go get some together.”
    I hope they get married someday.
    Even if he’s four years old, he knows how to treat a girl
    better than any guy my age.

  3. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 11:05pm UTC
    me: "okay. so i'm gonna start eating healthier, starting today. i'll have salads for every meal and only drink water and never eat anything fatty again! yeah! i'll be so thin by summer if i just stick with this, yay thin thin thin"
    mother: "hey, honey, so i'm really tired and i'm just gonna get mcdonald's for dinner. you want anything?"
    me: "..."
    me: "...i'll have a big mac and fries and a chocolate milkshake
    and maybe some mcnuggetson the side..."
    fave if this is your life.

  4. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2010 4:35pm UTC
    you know when you're falling asleep,
    and you suddenly get the feeling that you've tripped? your body lurches forward in an instant, ready to protect you instinctively from injury. you can almost SEE the ground rising up to meet you.
    this occurs when the boundaries between you and the "you" in an alternate universe are weakest.
    this is the feeling that happens when another "you" dies.

  5. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2010 12:08am UTC
    who else thinks the new facebook "see friendship" thing is super creepy?

  6. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2010 12:08pm UTC
    fave if you remember the directions by going;;
    NEVER
    WAFFLES EAT
    SOGGY
    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  7. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2010 2:36pm UTC
    never thought we'd have a last kiss
    ////// never imagined we'd end like this.

  8. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2010 2:19pm UTC
    now go stand in the corner and think about what you did.

  9. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 10:36pm UTC
    Hello.
    now fave if that one dark O bothers you.

  10. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 10:23pm UTC
    waiting for that one kid to awkwardly turn in their test first
    and then the entire class comes rushing up :)

  11. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2010 11:06pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2010 10:52pm UTC
    baby, you make my world
    TOPSY-TURVY
    ////////////<< uʍop-ǝpısdn plɹoʍ ʎɯ uɹnʇ noʎ >>////////////
    ❤ - ❤ - ❤ - ❤
    format credit to peaceinpieces and secretsunspoken.

  13. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2010 8:04pm UTC
    saying,
    DON'T JUDGE ME!
    when you're doing something weird and someone looks at you

  14. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2010 7:28pm UTC
    ❝how many more bites till i can have dessert?❞
    click the heart if you remember this :)

  15. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2010 5:51pm UTC
    TRUE LIFE:
    i am a socially awkward human being.

  16. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2010 7:03pm UTC
    sarcastically saying
    "oh yeah, this is my JAM!"
    when a song you hate comes on the radio.

  17. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2010 4:47pm UTC
    I DON'T KNOW HOW
    TO NOT l o v e
    YOU ANYMORE.

  18. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2010 11:14pm UTC

    braced myself for the goodbye,
    cause that's all i've ever known.
    + you took me by surprise;
    you said i'll never leave you alone.
    &&the first words i said to him were
    ❝hey, you wanna play a really dumb bus game?❞
    leave a comment telling me the first words you ever said to that boy
    - - - - - - - - - - - >> and i'll make it into a quote :)

  19. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2010 6:19pm UTC
    i am still in love with your eyes. the way you laugh. the jokes you make. the funny faces you do when i'm feeling sad. your hugs. your mouth. the way it feels to kiss you. your hair. your generosity. your chivalry. the little things you do to make me happy. your hoodie. every little backwards smiley face. the flutter i get in my tummy when you text me. how your voice sounds on the phone. the way that even seeing you for an instant automatically brightens my day. the way you get when you listen to music, like you've suddenly been transported to another world. how your eyes soften when you look at me. how you ignore the girls who flirt with you. your nose. your hands. your forearms. the way your feet are double the size of mine. that crooked smile you do when you see me. - - - - - - - - - - - >> of course i'm over you. your smell. the way you hold my hand in the movies. your whisper. the way we never run out of things to talk about. the way you accept my randomness and weirdness. the way your whole face lights up when you talk. how your hands move when you're telling a story. the feeling i get when i'm around you, the one i can't even explain. your eyelashes. honey, i'm still in love with your freaking font on IM. i love the person i am when i'm around you. i love how you make me feel like i can't breathe, but at the same time i'm flying through the atmosphere. i love how your nose wrinkles when you laugh that special laugh. i love how your heart pounds fast. i love how your favorite shirt is all faded and worn. i love the way you tease me. i love the way you never lie, never cheat, never insult. i can't say it enough: i just love you, baby. the only thing i don't love is the way we ended. i
    highlight.
    if you read it you'll find none of them repeat.

  20. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 11:34pm UTC
    i hate when i try to poison someone
    ////////////////////////////and they turn into a llama instead.

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