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  1. runningforeverr runningforeverr
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 10:10pm UTC
    Based on psychologic study,
    a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4 months. If it exceeds, you are already in
    love.

  2. dreamingreality dreamingreality
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    Everyone wants,
    Happiness
    No one wants,
    Pain.
    But you can't have a
    Rainbow
    Without alittle,
    Rain.


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  4. Lilaandstitch Lilaandstitch
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    and who else keeps on pressing ur username in the top right hand corner to get to your profile?

  5. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    John Blunk: Saved his Girlfriend by throwing himself on top of
    her using his body as a shield
    Alex Teves: Pushed his Girlfriend to the floor and was struck by
    a bullet in the process
    Matt McQuinn: Dove on top of his Girlfriend as soon as the
    shooting began.
    Note: They sacrificed their lives to
    have their Girlfriend to live. They inspired me so much from the
    Colorado Shooting. They are definitely the Heroes of Colorado Shooting
    They gave me a lots of Hope.

  6. Alfie* Alfie*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Parents when we were 7: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
    Parents now: COME OUT OF YOUR ROOM!
    tumblr

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    The worst type of crying is the silent one
    The one when everyone is asleep.
    The one where you feel it in your throat ,
    and your eyes become blurry from the tears.
    The one where you just want to scream.
    The one where you have to hold your breath
    and grab your stomach to keep quiet.
    The one where you can't breath anymore.
    The one that you realize that the person that
    meant the most to you,
    is gone...

  8. jane :-)* jane :-)*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    I'm done. I am so done.
    Witty is dead. We've gone too far this time, and now it's gone for good. Telling people to "go kill themselves" is crossing the line. Who really freaking cares if someone doesn't like Nutella? It's a food. A damn food. The whole world isn't going to like it. And who cares if someone doesn't like One Direction? We all have different music tastes. And who cares if someone doesn't agree with gay marriage? You all say "how does gay marriage affect you?" But listen to your own words. How does someone not agreeing with gay marriage effect you? Seriously. You have your opinions and they have theirs. So why should you give a damn? We're complaining that Witty is changing, but we're not even doing anything about it but arguing. Where is all of this getting us? Oh, lets see. No where. No. Freaking. Where. Open your eyes, guys. We're all re-creating the drama that we came on to escape. And now, instead of helping people, we've killed people. Yeah, that's right. Some people have killed themselves, just like you told them to. How does that make you feel?
    How about you dumbasses all build a bridge and get your thick heads over it?
    I'm not even sorry.

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 3:58am UTC
    I just noticed that qpdb are all the same letter but turned different ways.

  10. momentsinlife momentsinlife
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    stop faving quotes
    because the creator has a weiner.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    i think they should make a male version on Hooters.
    Where guys walk around in just tight boxers.
    and it should be called "Pythons."

  12. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    didn't know Adele was 7 months pregnant until just now O.o

  13. xxdream121 xxdream121
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    me: I need to loose weight
    me: After I eat this entire tub of icecream

  14. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    I shouldn't feel like an outsider on Witty
    just because I don't like Nutella, One Direction, Mean Girls, Ed Sheeran, Josh Hutcherson, and a bunch of other stuff I don't want to list.
    I get that the majority of people on here like those things, but just because some of us don't,
    does not mean you can treat us like second class citizens. Or like you're better than us.
    And it definitely doesn't mean you can tell us to go die.
    Some of you seriously need to get your attitudes in check.

  15. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    "Witty isn't a place for "facts" about One Direction and stuff.
    It's about us Wittians and our feelings and the things we are going through"
    -Steve

  16. catiemac catiemac
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    I really want to meet Cat's brother on Victorious.

  17. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    Kurt Cobain died in 1994, Justin Bieber was born in 1994.. 1994 was a very bad year for the music industry.
    * If you're a Belieber, this is just a joke I saw on Twitter so don't get all mad at me.

  18. im_anonymous im_anonymous
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.
    -Jenna Marbles

  19. superfish12 superfish12
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    I think i'm afraid to be happy because whenever i get too happy, something bad always happens.
    -Charlie Brown

  20. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 9:30am UTC
    Louis: "Harry loves to steal food off of
    Peoples' plates but he is scared to
    Do it to Niall."
    Niall: "He should be."

:)

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