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Lilaandstitch

Status: everyone else in the world is better at math than me

Member Since: 19 Oct 2011 09:11am

Last Seen: 8 Sep 2013 09:33am

user id: 228739

43 Quotes
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hlo im lisa

hiii
my name is lisa
i joined witty 2 years ago
lots of my quotes are messed up because i wrote them
when i was in 5th grade.
well^^ 
follow and like my quotes ^^ 
ill do it back
(: do it for the unicorns

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  1. Lilaandstitch Lilaandstitch
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 5:47am UTC
    Things never turn out the way I wanted them to
    especially my drawings.

  2. Lilaandstitch Lilaandstitch
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    "i so regret that time-"
    well i regret my whole life....=-=

  3. Lilaandstitch Lilaandstitch
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 12:00pm UTC
    looking at your chat
    history
    and thinking what was going thru my mind when i said that?!?!!
    Format:GoxOutxWithxAxBangx3

  4. Lilaandstitch Lilaandstitch
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 1:48pm UTC
    i hate it when you only
    talk to me when u need something
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  5. Lilaandstitch Lilaandstitch
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    Am I the only 1
    that TRIES?
    It feels like you guys are
    PERFECT
    without
    even
    TRYIN

  6. Lilaandstitch Lilaandstitch
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    he hasnt replied yet
    oh gosh maybe i shouldnt of sent that text..

  7. Lilaandstitch Lilaandstitch
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 4:23am UTC
    and who else likes to pretend to smoke when the air is cold and you can see the condensation?

  8. Lilaandstitch Lilaandstitch
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    the awkward moment when you accidentally call ur teacher mom.

  9. Lilaandstitch Lilaandstitch
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    the awkward moment
    when someone already hangs up but u keep on talking.=-=
    and when u find out ur like
    thankgawd they didnt hear lol.
    nmf -breeze

  10. Lilaandstitch Lilaandstitch
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    yea totally random i know but
    i love you grandpa and grandma

    nmf

  11. Lilaandstitch Lilaandstitch
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    and who else keeps on pressing ur username in the top right hand corner to get to your profile?

  12. Lilaandstitch Lilaandstitch
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    the awkward moment when you get in trouble at a friends house.

  13. Lilaandstitch Lilaandstitch
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 10:28am UTC
    me runnin up the stairs in a rush to get something and in super skinny jeans singing call me maybe
    me: HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS *breathes heavily CRAZY!
    me:BUT HERES MY NUM-- *trips and falls down the stairs*
    me:aaaaauuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
    me:*sits there laughing for a few seconds* lol
    me:*decides to run back up and continue-BER SO CALL ME Maybe
    me: ITS HARD TO LOOK RIGHT AT YOU BAAAAAAAYYYYBEEE
    me:*arrives at the top* *breathes heavily* but *breathes*
    me:heres my *breathes heavily again* numb..er so..call *breathes*
    me: me maybe *takes ginormous big fat giant breath*
    me: *takes final little itsy bitsy breath*
    me:wait why was i here again...
    me:
    me:
    everything else in the world:
    me:okay i dont know.
    me:*goes down the stairs thinking about random items*
    me:OMFG I NOW KNOW WHAT I NEED!!!!!!!!!
    me:*runs back upstairs like an awkward penguin potato thingy*
    me:*gets the ipod and runs back successfully and not awkward like.
    me: SUCCESS
    if u read this omg i love you lol

  14. Lilaandstitch Lilaandstitch
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 4:50am UTC
    i hate it when everyone thinks you're lying but you're not and u just keep on laughing for no reason so they think ur lying even more..

  15. Lilaandstitch Lilaandstitch
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    who invented badwords?

  16. Lilaandstitch Lilaandstitch
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    format by sandrasaurus
    im scared to start a conversation with someone because im scared they will think im annoying.

  17. Lilaandstitch Lilaandstitch
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 11:17am UTC
    I'm not arguing.
    i'm simply explaining that i am right.

  18. Lilaandstitch Lilaandstitch
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 2:43am UTC
    The only way to not get your heart broken,
    Is to pretend you don't have one.
    - Charlie Sheen
    format from societykilledtheteenager

  19. Lilaandstitch Lilaandstitch
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 7:16am UTC
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    WARNING:
    I'm having a bad day.
    Stay away.
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  20. Lilaandstitch Lilaandstitch
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 7:14am UTC
    He's cute
    LOLJK
    He's ugly
    nmf/nmq

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