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  1. asianmayonnaise asianmayonnaise
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 8:03pm UTC
    omg doesn't even mean "oh my God" anymore, it just means omg

  2. dani64 dani64
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    Whatt if I ever do get a boyfriend?
    I wouldn't know what to do
    What do they eat?
    How often do they need to be walked?

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    Teacher: Do you have your homework?
    Me: *adopts Simon Cowell voice* it's a no from me.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 11:59am UTC
    Steve's job is really tiring
    Imagine having 300,000 teenage daughters.

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    I love how on Witty we all have lots of sass
    but in real life, we can't even say hi without messing up.

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 11:34am UTC
    It's time for Leonardo DiCaprio to give up on his acting career
    and open a coffe shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino

  7. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    If you're having a bad day
    just remember that yesterday i went up to the board in math class and wrote that 15+2=15.2

  8. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    Welcome to SPRINGTER 2013
    Winter + Spring = Springter

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    Please don't flirt with people I secretly like.
    It's rude and disrespectful.

  10. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 11:22am UTC
    I Must Be Wishing On Someone
    elses star, cause it seems someone else is always getting what I wished for.♥

  11. livelaughwrite livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    omg i lyk h8 ppl w/ bad grammer lyk wtf. lern 2 spel god
    kredit 2 karebear

  12. livelaughwrite livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 10:46am UTC
    Random Questions About Me:
    Spell your name without vowels: Srh
    Your favorite number: 21
    What color do you wear most?: Dark blue
    Least favorite color?: Dark green
    What are you listening to?: The sound of my typing + the washing machine. ;3
    What is your favorite class in school?: English
    Are you outgoing?: I'm very outgoing on the internet if that counts *ba dum tsss*
    Favorite pair of shoes?: Brown Steve Madden boots
    Can you dance?: Can you poop through your nose?
    Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: No.
    Can you whistle?: Not a chance.
    Write with both hands?: Are you on drugs?
    Cross your eyes: There are people who cant do that? It's not that hard like all you have to do is point both eyes at your nose...
    Walk with your toes curled?: Totes.
    THE DO'S
    Do you believe there is life on other planets?: I dont believe anything trusted, official, non-mental scientists don't confirm.
    Do you believe in miracles?: Yes.
    Do you believe in magic?: I learned magic isnt real the hard way as a child.. I still have a scar on my shoulder. jk :3
    Love at first sight?: Not possible
    Do you like roller coasters?: Never been on one
    Do you know how to swim?: Maybe I do maybe i dont, you'll never know.
    Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: No *vomits*
    THE HAVES
    Have you ever been on a plane?: Several times yes.
    Have you ever asked someone out?: Sort of
    Have you ever been to the ocean?: More than I can count
    Have you ever painted your nails?: Ooooooooooh yahhhhhhhhh
    THE WHATS
    What is the temperature outside?: 400.8
    What radio station do you listen to?: Pandora
    What was the last thing you bought?: GUM <33333
    What was the last thing on TV you watched?: Italian futbol dont ask. -_-
    THE WHOS
    Who was the last person you IM'd?: Jillaysquid
    Who was the last person you took a picture of?: MY DOGGY.
    Who was the last person you said I love you to?: ..My mom. #foreveralone
    HAPPY SECTION
    Are you a happy person?: Meh
    What can make you happy?: Hugs
    Do you wish you were happier?: Yes
    Can music make you happy?: Meh
    How many times have you had your heart broken?: 4 times, not by guys. okk i lied, two times by guyss
    LOOK AT ME
    What is your current hair color?: Dark brown with faded auburn tips #failedombre
    What does your hair look like now? In a bun
    Current piercings?: Ears
    Have any tattoos?: No and dont plan on getting any.
    Eye color?: Brown
    CURRENTLY WEARING
    What shirt are you wearing?: peejayz
    Pants: Peejayz
    Shoes?: Invisible.
    Necklaces?: Cream cheese kinda looks like marshmallow fluff
    HAVE YOU EVER
    Been to jail: No
    Ran away from home: No
    Laughed so hard you cried: More than a human being should
    Thrown up in a store: Idk maybe when I was a small child.
    Wanted to be a model: With this face? Gurl, what u been drinkin?
    Done something really stupid that you still laugh about?: More like cringe and ponder about what could have been done differently.
    seen a dead body: Not in person
    skinny dipping: Ew.
    THIS OR THAT
    Pepsi or Coke: Coke
    McDonald's or Burger King: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Burker King confessed to using horse meat in their burgers/chicken nuggets and McDonald's a bunch of random meats mixed together which they clean with ammonia, then use artifical coloring and flavoring to make it look like chicken.
    Single or Group Dates?: Have you seen my face, or....?
    Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
    Strawberries or blueberries: Both
    Meat or Veggies: Meat
    TV or Movie: Movie
    Guitar or Drums: Guitar
    Adidas or Nike: Nike
    Chinese or Mexican: Chinese
    Cheerios or Corn Flakes: Corn Flakes
    Cake or Pie: Pie
    MTV or VH1: Neither
    1. Were you named after anyone?: Yes, your mother.
    2. When was the last time you cried?: Last night..
    3. Do you like your handwriting?: Yes
    4. What's your favorite lunch meat?: Turtle meat
    7. Do you use sarcasm? It's a second language to me.
    8. Do you still have your tonsils?: Yes
    9. Would you bungee jump?: No
    10. What is your favorite cereal?: Krave
    11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?: Lol, what are you, 43?
    13. What is your favorite ice cream?: YELLOW MARSHMALLOW <3333
    14. What is the first thing you notice about people? Face...
    15. Red or pink?: Red
    16. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?: Face
    17. Who do you miss the most?: My grandpa
    18. Do you want everyone to complete this list?: I really dont give
    21. What are you listening to right now?: YOU ALREADY ASKED ME THIS QUESTION!
    22. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: White. No one cares about the white.
    23. Favorite Smells?: CINNAMON <3333

  13. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    The lady at Target couldn't scan my item
    and just looked at me and said "just take it. i hate this f//cking place"

  14. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    so my sister just randomly out of nowhere texts me, "hey do u want some pizza rolls i accidently made 80"
    80.
    80.
    80.

  15. Soccerfata Soccerfata
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    So I get home and there's this random guy on my couch and he's like "Alright, I don't want to hurt you. Just put your stuff down and get on the ground. I just want your money." And I almost had a heart attack. I was like, "OMG, please no I don't have any money. I'm too young to die." Then he was like, "Nah man, I'm just messin with you. I'm your brothers friend. He's in the shower, I'm just waiting for him."
    That guy is a genius....

  16. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    At the Brit Awards imagine if...
    Taylor was about to sit down,
    Then Harry pulls her chair away
    She falls and he shouts:
    "Now you're lying on the cold hard ground"
    omg.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    does anyone ever see things in their dreams
    and then later in life see the exact same thing and freak out for a couple of seconds?

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    my friend
    knows a guy called
    Glen Coco and everyone’s
    always saying
    “You go, Glen Coco”
    to him but he’s
    never seen Mean Girls so
    he just thinks people are
    really supportive
    format jimmy365

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    one time in high school i didn't read the assigned book
    and i was like screw it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some bs about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book.

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 5:44pm UTC
    omfG
    SO TODAY IN
    PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S
    PHONE WENT OFF
    AND HER RINGTONE
    WAS SHINE
    BRIGHT LIKE A
    DIAMOND AND MY
    TEACHER STOOD UP
    AND SAID TURN
    THAT THING OFF IF I
    HEAR IT AGAIN
    I WILL PERSONALLY
    TRACK DOWN
    RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN
    TO HER THAT
    DIAMONDS DO NOT
    SHINE THEY REFLECT
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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