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bye*
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 5:35pm UTC

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom
because the P is silent
omg that was so funny

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 3:19pm UTC

my life is like
an episode of punk'd except
nobody ever comes out and tells me it
was a joke and it goes on forever
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 3:41pm UTC

One day,
he’ll be telling you that he realized that
you no longer mean a lot to him.
He will be just another guy
that you have wasted your time on,
that someone you tried to look good for
and tried to impress.
You’re always going to remember
how much you liked and miss him,
and also how much you hate him.
Instead of dwelling on it, be strong.
Move on with your life..

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 11:48pm UTC

Why do we call it "Truth or Dare" when we know
it's really "who do you like" or "awkward sexual task"

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BlackButterflies
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December 29, 2012 2:31pm UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Whenever I’m hugging
someone that’s crying
I always think that if the world was a fair place,
by hugging someone you’d be able
to take their pain upon yourself.
It’s always like,
“you should not deal with this on your own,
give it to me,
I’ll take it for you.”

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 4:36pm UTC

just think.
The person you’re going to marry
is out there somewhere, waiting for you.
They could be at that favorite tiny coffee shop,
lost in a really good book.
They could be at work, school or wherever,
doing everything on their own,
without you in the picture,
living all these memories
that you’ll hear about years down the road..

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 4:22pm UTC

your first love
isn’t always the first person you kiss,
or the first person you date.
Your first love is the person you will always
compare everyone
The person that you will never truly get over,
even when you have convinced yourself
that you’ve moved on.

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
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December 16, 2012 2:32pm UTC

I bet microwaves are actually filled with a million invisible eyes that just stare at food until it gets all embarrassed and hot.
- Tumblr

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 1:23pm UTC

I'm now convinced that girls really
only want one thing from guys...
All of our hoodies.

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Bisma
posted a quote
December 1, 2012 9:15am UTC

everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: are you mad at me?
me: ITS JUST MY FACE

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 4:21pm UTC

To stop kids from doing drugs, they should just give drugs less cool names.
If ecstasy was called "moist curdle", I can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it.

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InOneMoment
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 6:50pm UTC

parents: we bought you crocs to protect your virginity

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Bisma
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 11:47am UTC

me: *looks at pet sleeping*
pet:
me:
pet:
me:
pet:
me:
pet:
me:
pet: *breathes*
me: oh thank god i thought you died

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itsamadworld
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 9:29pm UTC

I feel like it'd be really weird if guys commented on their friends profile pictures like girls do.
"Bro, you look so handsome!"
"Looking hot, man!"
"OMG CAN I LIKE THIS 2X?!?! YOUR JAWLINE IS CRAY!"
"Ugh, how are you so perfect dude? I'm jelly!"

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