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Bisma

1. Bisma
   posted a quote
   April 1, 2013 6:21pm UTC
   Things I'm Scared Of:
   - ordering food in a restaurant.
   - walking down a busy street on my own
   - talking to people on the phone
   - eating infront of people
   - asking for help in a shop
   - meeting new people
   - being in a big crowd with a lot of people you dont know
   yea, the future looks bright for me
   
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2. Bisma
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 6:56pm UTC
   hover over the witty logo.
   omg ive been entertaining myself for a while now.
   
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3. Bisma
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 6:45pm UTC
   Dear Steve,
   i love the new witty layout.
   i was just experimenting with the 'random format'
   haha, i love it xD
   
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4. Bisma
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2012 2:35pm UTC
   Don't highlight this quote:
   Wow someone can't follow instructions.
   Fav if you actually highlighted this
   
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5. Bisma
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2012 2:32pm UTC
   most people: lazy sunday
   me: lazy sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday and saturday
   
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6. Bisma
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2012 2:29pm UTC
   Parent: Wear a jacket over your halloween costume
   Child: .....
   
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7. Bisma
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2012 2:26pm UTC
   Me: *eats a snack while making a snack*
   
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8. Bisma
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2012 2:24pm UTC
   Me: mum can i go to a sleepover?
   Mum: Okay you can go to a sleepover, but call me every 5 minute to make sure you're alive
   
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9. Bisma
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2012 2:21pm UTC
   I love it when people don't get my sarcasm.
   
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10. Bisma
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    you cant say "awesome" and sound cool.
    unless you're american.
    
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11. Bisma
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    "dont run in the lab"
    i don't even run in PE, chill out miss
    
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12. Bisma
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    the world is gonna end in 19 days
    and i still don't know what i'm gonna wear
    
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13. Bisma
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 11:59am UTC
    dentist: so hows school going
    me: agagag ag gaga ag
    dentist: that sounds fun
    
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14. Bisma
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 11:56am UTC
    money does not buy happiness
    but it pays for the internet, which is basically the same thing.
    
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15. Bisma
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 10:52am UTC
    me: *breathes*
    mum: im getting sick and tired of your bad attitude
    
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16. Bisma
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 12:46pm UTC
    COMMENT SOME GOOD ADJECTIVES GUYS!
    it can be positive/negative, idc, please do it<3
    //every comment gets a follow//
    
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17. Bisma
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 12:25pm UTC
    PINCH PUNCH FIRST OF THE MONTH!
    no returns
    
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18. Bisma
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 12:21pm UTC
    omg u guys,
    i havent showered since november
    
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19. Bisma
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 12:18pm UTC
    ok you guys i need help! every one of you
    counts, kay?
    so basically, im meant to be writing a speech about any country
    &i'd love for you all to comment atleast 1 really good adjective and tell what it means, it can be negative/positive, i dont mind, but please comment as it would really help me(:
    THANK YOU, AMAZING PEOPLE OF WITTY PROFILES
    
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20. Bisma
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 9:18am UTC
    mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
    me: ok
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me: mom where are you please
    me: mom the line is moving fast
    me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
    employee: next
    me:
    employee:
    me: *faints*
    
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