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Vinita*
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December 14, 2013 5:19pm UTC

If guns don't kill people, people kill people. Does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?

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awesomejapneet*
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December 15, 2013 8:07am UTC

How come no one ever got pregnant atHogwarts?I'm sure they would say "fetus deletus" andbam it's gone

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Vanessa15*
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July 21, 2013 4:25am UTC

Google
Whats the best website that ever existed?
Did you mean: Witty Profiles

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bluegreeneyes28
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July 21, 2013 7:48pm UTC

Golden Boy
chapter four
Is up! For anyone reading Golden Boy, chapter four has been posted but got put under click here to see this quote. They said I used bad language and I looked it over three times and changed the words I thought it was but it wasn't changing and it posted like that but its there for you guys to read!

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FlatZones*
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July 21, 2013 9:01pm UTC

Crap I forgot to type

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jimmy365
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September 8, 2012 2:58pm UTC

Teacher: Alright it's time to take attendance
Me: Okay I got this
Teacher: *calls your name*
Me: Here
Me: nailed it

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never_forget
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August 2, 2012 7:39pm UTC

**When My Name's In A Math Problem**
Class: *Stares At Me*
Me: That's Right B*tches. I Bought 60 Watermelons.

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SoftballMyLife22
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July 21, 2013 8:55pm UTC

When I find it, I don't need it
When I need it, I can't find it.

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