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FlatZones*

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Member Since: 21 Jul 2013 07:41pm

Last Seen: 3 May 2014 06:33pm

Gender: F

user id: 366892

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  1. FlatZones* FlatZones*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2014 9:02pm UTC
    Me: Hola Coma estas
    Person: -speaks super fast spanish-
    Me hold up dora didnt teach me that yet

  2. FlatZones* FlatZones*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2014 8:53pm UTC
    If youre a jealous woman, you do more research than FBI agents xD

  3. FlatZones* FlatZones*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2014 8:52pm UTC
    When life pushes you down, slowly get back up and say "you hit like grandma"

  4. FlatZones* FlatZones*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2014 8:48pm UTC
    I am still waiting for the day we would use all of the math teachers teach in our future lives

  5. FlatZones* FlatZones*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 12:05am UTC
    When a teacher calls on you when your drawing a unicorn
    Teacher, excuse me, tell the class the awnser, they are waiting
    Me, They are waiting for the bell to ring, thats why they are looking at the clock
    Teacher, DETENTION

  6. FlatZones* FlatZones*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 12:01am UTC
    Why do we need school,
    Music, we have youtube
    Sport, look theres a wii
    spanish, There is Dora
    English, everythings shortened anyway(OMG)
    Math, use a caculater
    geography, buy a globe
    History, There all dead anyway

  7. FlatZones* FlatZones*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 11:51pm UTC
    Yesturday I ate a big bag of chips, and 10 peices of cake, and ice cream, and captian crunch, and toast. 3 minutes later,
    I looked in the fridge. It is overstocked, "Ugh there is never something to eat"
    Girl problems

  8. FlatZones* FlatZones*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 11:43pm UTC
    When you want to fight someone, but you dont know if your strong enough
    ehh I am not so sure

  9. FlatZones* FlatZones*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    The only time I saw my great grandmother,
    Was in the hospital bed dying
    The last time I talked to my uncle
    I hated him

  10. FlatZones* FlatZones*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    I remember my pal in grade school she was so inocent, so sweet.
    I loved her. All the boys would hang out with us, of course being the only girls in a group of boys was a bad infuence.
    Now she kills hurts and makes bad desicions. But yet im the now innocent one. She probaly doesnt remember a thing about me.
    here is the story:
    Nice, sweet, tender, Hug, Walk, chill, get ready for summer, first day of school, mean, bully, push, violence, punch, Leave, glass, blood, ground, .......................... Should i say more..............................
    Now she is on the deadliest ground, cemetary ground,
    R.I.P We miss her

  11. FlatZones* FlatZones*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    ...................................How, is being so fancy .........................
    ............................Saving your life if forgeting.......................
    ............................The people that helped you.........................
    .............................Achive that amazing dream........................
    .............................It will get you nowhere from.....................
    .............................Where you already are cause....................
    ..............................Killing other peoples dreams.....................
    ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,.,Is just plain terrible,,,,,,,,,,,,.....................
    ...............................Belive me it happens ...............................

  12. FlatZones* FlatZones*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 12:48pm UTC
    Sooo.....
    Crush: I heard that you work at....
    Me: Dont say it, I like you but atleast keep your mouth shut.
    Crush: But it hurts to lie
    Me: Fineeeeee
    Crush: Ummmm
    Me: Say it already
    Crush: You dont have a job
    Me: C'MON YOU FIRED ME
    Awkward moment when you think its something good.
    So true

  13. FlatZones* FlatZones*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 8:54am UTC
    I got in a fight yesterday
    She said i didn't know how to get in trouble with a black person
    Im black and spanish
    What now b*tch

  14. FlatZones* FlatZones*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    Http::/HeartGlitch.com
    Admit it, you clicked on it

  15. FlatZones* FlatZones*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    Me: *Walking in the bar and sits next to Unicorn*
    Unicorn: I remember I pooped in someones mouth while they sleep,It was my rainbow poops too
    Me:Did you say anything,Like any Regrets
    Unicorn:No, I remember saying "TASTE THE RAINBOW" while doing it
    Me: Oh so you always do that
    Unicorn: Yes, All I know is when he woke up he thought they were skittles and he ate them. BEST DAY EVER!
    TROLL FACE

  16. FlatZones* FlatZones*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 9:27pm UTC
    Once My KinderGarden Teacher asked me if I undertood the Alphebet
    Me:Yes I Understand
    Teacher:Tell me something about who made it
    Me: A lonly B*tch who didnt know the recent language.
    There B*tch, I almost used all the letters in the alphabet

  17. FlatZones* FlatZones*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 9:01pm UTC
    Crap I forgot to type

  18. FlatZones* FlatZones*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    Ever Realize....
    When someone asks you to do something you dont listen,
    But when realized how important it is you just do it a couple of days later "
    Time to realize you need to get serious

:)

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