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lexaccxoxo
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June 2, 2012 1:22pm UTC

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
69...

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BothOfUs
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June 3, 2012 8:53am UTC

Here's a survey..
Do you have a
boyfriend?
Comment if yes
fave if no

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iwishiwasbeautiful
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June 2, 2012 7:17pm UTC

Sorry, I'm allergic to bullsh*t.

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BravoSierra
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June 3, 2012 1:31pm UTC

click to see this quote

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AmberRenee
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June 2, 2012 8:18pm UTC

See that big yellow thing in the sky? Yeah. The world revolves around that,not you. Get over it.
-nmqnmf

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 9:39pm UTC

see this?♥
it's the reason why you should live.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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UnfogettableMe
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June 3, 2012 12:15pm UTC

How many of you watched the 16 and Pregnant last Tuesday?
With Kristina?
I just wanted to say, I bawled the entire time.
I know how she feels.
Watching that episode brought back old memories.
Things I tried to forget, but couldn't.
And for those of you who watched it, you can see how I feel.
That's how I feel.

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gempearl

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June 3, 2012 11:17am UTC

In ten years, I'm going to make sure I come back to witty.
That way I can tell the next generation of witty girls how much better it gets.

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iwishiwasbeautiful
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June 2, 2012 9:29pm UTC

No bed is big enough for three.

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Bee
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June 2, 2012 8:58pm UTC

♥ I find it attractive when he ♥
does that half smile,
laughs alot,
talks to me for no reason,
always starts the convos,
acts immature around me with his friends,
chooses a seat near me when we get to choose seats,
makes me laugh,
and
plays with my hair

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Lovedance33
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June 2, 2012 9:07pm UTC

You're 90% of the reason I get up in the morning.
The other 10% is cuz I have to pee
nmq/nmf

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diamonds25gold21
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June 2, 2012 5:12pm UTC

When I was 12 I had my first boyfriend. it's young I know.
little did I know it was going to be the most painful relationship I've known.
After 6 months of dating, he started to call me stupid hoe for a nickname.
We fought everyday, and he abused me.
He told me to lose weight because "he liked his girlfriend's small"
This carried on for another 5 months.
and now 5 years later, I'm still anorexic.
But I loved him.
every fave, counts as a meal I will eat.

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yellowdino16
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June 2, 2012 10:07pm UTC

*p h o n e v i b r a t e s*
runs across the floor,
jumps over stuff,
reaches for phone,
1 new text
message
from mom.

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StarryMysteries
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 10:19pm UTC

asdfghjkl;♥
this is how i feel about you

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
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June 2, 2012 6:07pm UTC

*singing*
me: my heart's a-
him: stereo it
beats for you
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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RingoStar
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June 2, 2012 8:38pm UTC

I hate when I miss
11:11
by thirty seconds.

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cari2017
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June 2, 2012 9:06pm UTC

Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Circus
Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Afro
Circus Afro Circus Afro
Polka Dot Polka Dot Polka Dot Afro

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Raymatts
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June 3, 2012 10:05am UTC

School year:
Me: Yeaaaaa it's Saturday!! Let's do something crazy!!
Friend: Totally! I love the weekend!!
Summer:
Me: Dude, what day is it?
Friend: I think it's Saturday
Me: oh

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