JizzlynnXD's Favorites

gab*
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 5:17pm UTC

It's weird how
most of the time you don't realize you were sleeping until you wake up from it.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 184 points

lovinlifeee
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 10:57pm UTC

Friend: Why is the Ocean Salty?
Me: I don't know, why?
Friend: It's from the tears of the misunderstood sharks, that just want to be cuddled.
nmf. nmq.
Format by Urbanlayoutsxoxo

👍 this is good · read the comments · 549 points

AliveWhileDying
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 11:28pm UTC

click to see this quote

👍 this is good · read the comments · 512 points

leodicaprio1
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 6:28pm UTC

I’m the girl that makes up fairytalis,
But is too lost to make it reality♥

👍 this is good · read the comments · 214 points

waitingforyourtouch
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 11:07pm UTC

Friend:
Oh my God, remember when you used to like ________ !

You:
HAHAHAHAHAHA, shut up.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 657 points

Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 10:12pm UTC

My witty readers ♥
I logged onto witty so I can start another chapter in my book and
I started crying.
The feedback I'm getting is AMAZING.
I honestly WISH I could comment back and follow all of you.
But there is so much to take in.
I never thought I fit into this world.
I'm not the smartest or the prettiest.
But, I think I found my calling...
Writing.
If and when I make a book in the near future.
Its gonna be dedicated to you guys.
Its going to be called. "Witty girls."
I . Love. You. All
Btw. If I don't get back to your comment.
Thank you beautiful.♥

👍 this is good · read the comments · 329 points

gxixa1
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 7:08pm UTC

I find it very attractive
when a guy:
Is good with children. ♥
-nmqnmf

👍 this is good · read the comments · 347 points

Nigel9086
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 6:37pm UTC

Girls who;; #16
Smile.
Us guys go crazy when we see it.
♥
nmf

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 558 points

Imperfectedmuffin
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 8:15am UTC

am i the only one who
thought The Fairly
OddParents were
"The Fairy OddParents"
when I was younger?

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1591 points

itzBreezy301
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 9:58pm UTC

click to see this quote

👍 this is good · read the comments · 572 points

Lovedance33
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 9:28pm UTC

I don't stay awake every night to make a wish at 11:11
I stay awake until 9:11
And say a prayer
For everyone who suffered because of
9/11/01

👍 this is good · read the comments · 664 points

OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 8:35am UTC

click to see this quote

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1074 points

horsygirl13
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 6:38pm UTC

13 & Touchin, 14 & Suckin, 15 & F*ckin, 16 & Pregnant.
Truth.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 482 points

posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 844 points

hannah_spongebob1997
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 6:57pm UTC

There are kids out there that are...
-Addicted to cigarettes.
-Addicted to alcohol.
-Addicted to drugs.
-Getting pregnant.
& then there's me, who still loves to drink chocolate milk & watch Spongebob Squarepants & look like a loser sleeping on the couch with blankets over my head.
My parents should be proud of me.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 520 points

mayday
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 10:07pm UTC

When you
fall for
someone's
personality
everything
about them
becomes
beautiful.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1184 points

jimmy365
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 12:28am UTC

The Seven Basic Relationships
1) The "I like him, he like's her" relationship. When the person you love is in
love with someone else.
2) The "Everyone knows; Except them" relationship. When two people act
like they're togethor. Even though they don't admit it, they still show it.
3) The "Love/ Hate" relationship. When two people fight or argue to make
other people believe they don't have feelings for each other.
4) The "Friend Zone" relationship. When the person you love only sees
you as a close friend.
5) The "Just Kidding" relationship. When two people keep breaking up
and getting back togethor.
6) The "Betrayed" relationship. When he turns out to be everything you
thought he wasn't.
7) The "If You're Lucky" relationship. When the person you fall in love with
falls in love with you.
Comment ones you think I missed!!
format by jimmy365

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1933 points

never_forget
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 2:27pm UTC

yes, you can hold my hand if you want to..
cause i wanna hold yours too ♥

👍 this is good · read the comments · 238 points

posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 474 points

defe4ted
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 1:00pm UTC

I want this summer
to be the summer I'll n e v e r forget <<<<<<<<<<<<<

👍 this is good · read the comments · 290 points

Witty Profiles

JizzlynnXD