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hannah_spongebob1997

1. hannah_spongebob1997
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2012 9:47pm UTC
   Hi. I haven't been on for a while. Okay bye.
   
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2. hannah_spongebob1997
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   September 21, 2012 5:43pm UTC
   I'm So Athletic.
   I Surf The Internet(:
   
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3. hannah_spongebob1997
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   September 16, 2012 9:35pm UTC
   School Dress Code Is Dumb
   Girls Can't Show Their Sholders?
   What Guy Is Gonna Look At A Girl And Go "Dang, That's A Fine Sholder.
   
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4. hannah_spongebob1997
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   September 11, 2012 9:36pm UTC
   I'm Gonna Take A Hot Shower.
   It's Like A Regular Shower,
   But With Me In It.
   
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5. hannah_spongebob1997
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   August 26, 2012 3:20pm UTC
   Hey Guess What?
   I Like You.
   
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6. hannah_spongebob1997
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   August 23, 2012 6:45pm UTC
   Some Girls Are Like Bowling Balls.
   They Get Picked, Fingered, Thrown Down,
   Then Come Back For More.
   
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7. hannah_spongebob1997
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   August 5, 2012 9:49pm UTC
   Those Butterflies You Get Before Your First Day Of School .
   Y
   
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8. hannah_spongebob1997
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   August 4, 2012 10:56am UTC
   Normal Teenager: Make sure to be quiet while sneaking out of house at 1 a.m.
   Me: Make sure to be quiet while making sandwich at 1 a.m.
   
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9. hannah_spongebob1997
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   July 29, 2012 10:44pm UTC
   Girl : I'm So Proud Of My Boyfriend.
   Best Friend : Why?
   Girl : Cause There Was This Time He Was So Drunk, He Didn't Recognize Me.
   Best Friend : Whats To Be Proud About That?
   Girl : Cause When I Was Trying To Remove His Shirt And Change It, He Said "No, Stop! I Have A Girlfriend!"
   Y
   
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10. hannah_spongebob1997
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    July 27, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    I Want To Be My Crush For A Day,
    &
    See If He Likes Me Back.
    Y
    
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11. hannah_spongebob1997
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    July 27, 2012 1:02am UTC
    That moment when your eating your favortie food. Y
    
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12. hannah_spongebob1997
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    July 26, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    I Always Thought It Was Weird Plankton Was Married To His Computer.
    But Then I Realized...
    I'm Pretty Much Married To My Computer Too.
    Y
    
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13. hannah_spongebob1997
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    July 26, 2012 1:20am UTC
    What Is Love ?
    In Math; A Problem.
    In History; A War.
    In Chemistry; A Reaction.
    In Art; A Heart.
    In Me; You.
    Y
    
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14. hannah_spongebob1997
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    July 26, 2012 12:33am UTC
    When A Guy Whistles At You, Don't Respond. Your A Lady, Not A Dog.
    
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15. hannah_spongebob1997
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    July 25, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    Daughter: Hey Dad, Remember When I Killed That Butterfly And You Said, "No Butter For A Week?"
    Dad: Yeah?
    Daughter: Or When I Killed That Honeybee, And You Said, "No Honey For A Week?"
    Dad: Yeah, That Was A Month Ago, So What?
    Daughter: Mom Just Killed A C*ckroach, Should I Break It To Her?
    Dad: ...
    
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16. hannah_spongebob1997
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    July 24, 2012 11:34am UTC
    Gwen Stefani Taught Me How To Spell Bananas.
    Fergie Taught Me How To Spell Glamorous.
    Kesha Taught Me How To Spell Dinosaur.
    IYaz Taught Me How To Spell Solo.
    &
    Spongebob Taught Me How To Tie My Shoes.
    
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17. hannah_spongebob1997
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    July 23, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    Woah...Witty Changed!
    
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18. hannah_spongebob1997
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    July 23, 2012 12:05am UTC
    What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
    What?
    Nothing! They just waved!
    Oh...
    Did you sea what I did there?
    Nope!
    I'm shore you did!
    How do you have friends?
    Dont be such a beach!
    
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19. hannah_spongebob1997
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    July 21, 2012 12:33am UTC
    I'm Out Of Food.
    That's When You Know My Best Friends We're Here.
    
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20. hannah_spongebob1997
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    July 20, 2012 12:32am UTC
    Girls With Straight Hair Wish They Had Wavy.
    Girls With Wavy Hair Wish They Had Straight.
    We Never Get What We Want.
    
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