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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    the worst similes
    by high school students.
    (I thought this was so funny xD)
    - Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
    - He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.
    - Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
    - John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
    - She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
    - The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
    - He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
    - The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object.
    -McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
    -He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at asolar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
    - Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
    -The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.
    - Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
    - He felt like he was being hunted down like a dog, in a place that hunts dogs, I suppose
    -She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.
    -The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
    -The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
    -It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.
    -The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
    -Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like “Second Tall Man.”
    - Her pants fit her like a glove, well, maybe more like a mitten, actually.
    -I felt a nameless dread. Well, there probably is a long German name for it, like Geschpooklichkeit or something, but I don’t speak German. Anyway, it’s a dread that nobody knows the name for, like those little square plastic gizmos that close your bread bags. I don’t know the name for those either.
    - She was as unhappy as when someone puts your cake out in the rain, and all the sweet green icing flows down and then you lose the recipe, and on top of that you can’t sing worth a damn.
    - It came down the stairs looking very much like something no one had ever seen before.

  2. KayyMillsXo KayyMillsXo
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 5:58pm UTC
    In life, God does not give you
    the people you want,
    He gives you the people you
    need;
    to teach you,
    to hurt you,
    to love you ♥
    to make you laugh...
    to make you exactly the
    person you should be.

  3. Colton_19 Colton_19
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Favorite this if you wanna talk(:
    so boreddd.
    (:

  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    Ugly
    is just a word people use to put others down
    and feel better about themselves.
    A truly ugly person is not 'physically unattractive'.
    It's someone who has an ugly personality ,
    someone who is ugly on the inside.
    Someone who portrays themselves as
    selfish, arrogant, inconsiderate, uncaring, mean,
    spiteful, dishonorable and so on...

  5. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    Dear Girls,
    You yell at guys for looking at your chest, but whenever a guy is shirtless, all you do is stare at our abs.?
    Sincerely, 'My eyes are up here!"

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 10:32am UTC
    2008: Must like every page on Facebook.
    2012: Must unlike every page on Facebook.

  7. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 11:08am UTC
    I hate how people say age is just a number....
    age is clearly a word.
    :p

  8. Nathannn Nathannn
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    The mini heart attack
    you have when your foot slides down one stair. ♥

  9. Niidee Niidee
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    We have ALL waited behind a
    door to scare someone then
    leaving because they're taking too
    long to come out.

  10. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    you: hey sexy
    *relationship lasts 2 months*
    me: goodmorning beautiful, I missed you.
    *relationship lasts 2 years*
    nmf - i follow back ^.^

  11. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    Me: *wraps self in blanket*
    Me: I AM A BURRITO OF SEXINESS

  12. gracegreene gracegreene
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    Here's to the girls
    Who don't wake up with perfect hair.
    Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad.
    Who don't wear 50 pounds of make up.
    Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than in skinny jeans.
    Who don't get all of the guys.
    Who aren't " popular " but wo uldn't trade their friends for the world.
    Who choose sneakers of heels.
    Who aren't afraid to break a nail .
    Who don't always get everything they want.
    Who don't need a guy to tell them they're beautiful.
    Here's to all the girls who are
    just like me.

  13. CornStar CornStar
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 9:51am UTC
    Me: I'M GONNA STAY UP ALL NIGHT! YEAH PART- *falls asleep*
    Me: Okay I need to go to bed because I have to get up early tomorrow...*up all night*

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 3:18am UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 11:45pm UTC
    girls: omg guys only care about our boobs and butt!
    normal guys: well actually i-
    girls: omg wtf no i only like guys who have abs and flippy hair and look like one direction lol why won't anyone like that date me?! wahhh.!
    normal guys: ........

  16. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 11:58pm UTC
    me: omg its only 7 i have time to go on witty!
    me: lol, quotes.
    me: ahahhahah
    me: oh, thats original. not.
    me: "i'm a guy, gimme favs, wah"
    me: was i like that?
    me: ... hope not. jeez.
    me: *adds quote*
    me: *eats dinner while still on witty*
    me: *gets yelled at by mom*
    me: *takes shower*
    me: *brings phone in shower so i can still read quotes*
    me: *adds quote from shower*
    me: *gets out, gets ready to sleep*
    me: *checks time*
    clock: 11:57 am
    me:
    clock:
    me:
    clock:
    me:
    clock:
    me: h o l y f u d g e
    me:
    me:
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    me:
    me: just enough time to add a quote about my failure of a life!
    me: *adds quote*
    me: *stalks quote until it gets a fave*
    me:
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    me:
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    me:
    me: this has been a productive night.

  17. Soniaxx16 Soniaxx16
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    I need a six month holiday, twice a year.

  18. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    Call me a morbid freak but,
    if I ever meet Dora,
    I will take her eyeballs out
    of her head, stuff them
    down her throat and yell
    "Do you see the mountain now?!"

  19. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    Barney turned into JerseyShore
    GameBoy turned into Facebook
    PictnoChat turned into Texting
    Coloring turned into LoveLetters
    HelloKitty turned into Ke$ha
    Nightlights turned into iPod-brightness
    AmericanGirl turned into SeventeenMagazine
    TheChildrensPlace turned into VictroriaSecret
    Skechers turned into Sperrys
    EarRings turned into BellyButtonRings
    Cooties turned into Kisses
    Playdates turned into Hangouts
    Cinderella turned into MeanGirls
    JuicyJuice turned into Monster
    RainCoats turned into TubeTops
    SweatPants turned into Yogas
    StudEarings turned into HugeHoops
    Webkinz turned into Tumblr
    Braids turned into Straighteners
    FullHouse turned into Degrassi
    CampRock turned into OneDirection
    Jokes turned into Bullying
    BedTimes turned into Curfues
    Like turned into Love
    But worst of all,
    Drake&Josh turned into Bucket&Skinner
    Where has our childhood gone?
    -90's kids♥

  20. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 11:49am UTC
    YOU KNOW
    you had an awesome childhood if you remember the movie Aristocats.
    (OneDirection)

:)

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