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Member Since: 20 May 2011 02:45pm

Last Seen: 3 Jan 2017 09:00am

Location: narnia bitchachos

Gender: F

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I'm Sarah aka Gary aka Jesus.

I like Ed Sheeran, One Direction and talking.
I don't like spiders, liars or mushrooms.

Want to know more? Leave a comment if ur kl enuf xoxo

Please don't ask me to 'follow back' if you want your head to stay attached to your shoulders.


  1. gempearl gempearl
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 2:32pm UTC
    As a girl who hasn't been on witty for more than a year:
    I used to be so sad, all the time. I used to feel so empty. I could barely walk past a mirror without bursting into tears; I disliked my appearance that much. I thought I would never have a boyfriend, because who would like such a sad, ugly person? I had hurt people I cared about, been hurt by others I cared about, and witty was where I came to get away from it all.
    But it does get better.
    I woke up one day last yearand was completely sick of it. Sick of being sad. Sick of holding back tears all the time. Sick of feeling not good enough.
    So I changed. Simple as that. I woke up one morning and decided I would be a better, happier person.
    It wasn't easy. I'm not going to pretend that after that day everything was easy, and I'm not saying that I don't still feel how I used to some times. It took a lot of hard work, a lot of fake smiling when I really wanted to burst into tears, a lot of being nice to people even when I wanted to stab them, a lot of focusing on what was good about myself and the world even when all I could see was the bad. It took a very long time, a lot of tears and a lot of energy.
    But I did it.
    I feel so much better now; I look better; I have more friends; I have the guy of my dreams.
    But all of this came about because I chose to do something about it.
    I stopped caring what people thought, and did what made me happy.
    I didn't wait for a boy to come along and make me happy, I took matters into my own hands. Then, when I was happy in myself, I found someone so perfect, who a year ago I may not have had the courage to be myself with. But I did, and he loved me for it.
    Don't expect life to change if you're not prepared to.
    But if you are prepared to change, and put in the effort,
    life will get better.
    I promise.

  2. gempearl gempearl
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    “What happened to that old fashion type of relationship? The ones where you slowly fall in love with each other and you can tell that they’re the one just by looking into their eyes. The ones that are handwritten on sheets of binder paper with sappy love poems that actually came from their heart, and not from google. The ones where you always thought of each other as best friends, before you thought of each other as lovers. When you used to meet their parents instead of meeting the inside of their bed sheets. When you knew hearing rocks hit your window pane meant sneaking out, just to lay under the stars together. When getting your arm over her shoulder was first base and getting a kiss on your cheek was second. The ones where you couldn’t fall asleep at night because your life’s reality was finally better than being in your dreams. The ones where when your heartbeats collided, you swore you’re listening to the next eighty years of your life together. When a boom box was still a way to confess your love for one another and giving your sweater up on a cold day was just as good as any love letter. When walking home together was normal and having your first kiss at the front door was something extra. When holding hands turned into never ending thumb wars and their smile is something you couldn’t get enough of. The ones where picnics at the local park were just as good as constructing pillow forts in their living room. When the talking stage lasted longer than a couple of nights and your virginity wasn’t misplaced, but handed over. The ones where true beauty came from their heart and not their face and where you would tie each other’s shoe laces. The ones where you only wrote your love letters in permanent ink because what you wrote down then you meant forever. And I wonder where this type of relationship has gone because my whole life I’ve been searching with no luck but, I still hope.” -tumblr

  3. gempearl gempearl
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    love yourself
    half as much as
    I love you

  4. gempearl gempearl
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    Benvolio: You're in love?
    Romeo: Out.
    Benvolio: Out of love?
    Romeo: I love someone. She doesn't love me.

  5. gempearl gempearl
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 1:47pm UTC
    This is getting ridiculous.
    There's a boy who made an account TEN MINUTES AGO and whose only quote is 'hey beautifuls, i'm new' and he already has SIX FOLLOWERS.
    This is stupid. Witty girls, what are you doing?
    Please have some self respect.
    Just because there's a boy on witty does not mean they are going to talk to you, then fall madly in love with you.
    In fact, most of the 'boys' on witty have been created by girls to prove a point.
    So really, please think to yourself: am I following him because his quotes are good or because he's a boy?

  6. gempearl gempearl
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 12:56pm UTC
    Normal film couples: "You hang up!" "No, you hang up!"
    Katniss and Peeta: "You kill me!" "No, you kill me!"

  7. gempearl gempearl
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 12:22pm UTC
    everyone leaves eventually.

  8. gempearl gempearl
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 1:36pm UTC
    Me when my friends are upset: basically turns into a psychiatrist
    My friends when I'm upset: ok.

  9. gempearl gempearl
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 11:17am UTC
    In ten years, I'm going to make sure I come back to witty.
    That way I can tell the next generation of witty girls how much better it gets.

  10. gempearl gempearl
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    Me: *reads quote*
    Me: I don't get it.

  11. gempearl gempearl
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    Friend: Is it dead?
    Me: I don't know.
    Friend: Poke it.
    Me: *laughing*
    Friend: What?
    Me: Well you just quoted witty.
    Friend: What's witty?
    Me: I can't be friends with you anymore.

  12. gempearl gempearl
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    Hey I just met you
    And this is crazy
    But you're a b*tch
    So p*ss off maybe?

  13. gempearl gempearl
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 11:47am UTC
    So I saw this quote:
    'Idg why us guys always have to make the first move, text first, say i love you first, and do everything first. How is that fair?
    I mean I'm cool with it but it doesnt make sense to me, so enlighten me please'
    and I thought I'd share the answer to this question with everyone.
    Girls are scared of getting hurt, of not being wanted.
    We are terrified of making the first move and getting rejected.
    By waiting for a guy to make the first move, it proves to us that we are wanted and that he wanted to make a move - he didn't just go along because we started it.
    If we don't feel wanted, we feel like there is no reason to live.
    So the guy making the first move makes us feel safe, and stops us being scared.
    It shows us that there is a reason for us to be.
    Seems like a huge responsibility for the guy?
    It's natural.
    If there is no reason to do something, why should we?
    That's why we wait for guys to make the first move.

  14. gempearl gempearl
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    Witty, I need you.
    We're a family and one of our sisters is in trouble.
    LilMissEpic15 is going through some really hard times, and I know she's not the only one, but can we please pull together and show her we care?
    I need your help.
    One person can't make a difference by themself, but if each of us just leaves a little note, we can make a huge change.
    Please, just take two seconds to fave this so everyone can see.
    Then another ten to write something on her profile, and just let her know we care.
    I know this quote isn't pretty, but it shouldn't have to be.
    She needs our help.
    Just one little message from each of us, or one fave, just to show her we care.
    To show her she's not alone.
    Please, witty.
    I need you.

  15. gempearl gempearl
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 6:05am UTC
    Trying to prove that Harry Potter is way better then twilight is impossible. The twihards are too stupid to know any better! Let’s all just be happy in the knowledge that Harry Potter is awesome, and twilight is a book you buy in an foriegn airport cause you have like thirty seconds before your plane leaves and it’s the first one you could find in English before you go on a plane for like 5 hours.
    And then you end up throwing it at a terrorist and even then you know, that; goddammit, Harry Potter would’ve knocked that sucker out and SAVED THE FRICKIN’ PLANE. But I digress.

  16. gempearl gempearl
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    'this paper will self-destruct in ten seconds'
    at the bottom of your essay

  17. gempearl gempearl
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    i've been hurt so many times
    i don't even feel anymore

  18. gempearl gempearl
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 6:39am UTC
    Okay, so everyone knows Witty is a family.
    LilMissEpic15 has been feeling really down recently.
    I'm not gonna make up a sob story just to get faves, because that's not what this quote is about.
    I'm just begging you girls+guys to show her that people care.
    I can't make her feel like loads of people care on my own.
    I'm only one person.
    So, fellow wittians, what do you say?
    Will you take twenty seconds to leave a nice comment on her profile?
    Or will you ignore this and get on with your day?
    Please fave this so everyone can see it, and together we can show her that people do care.

  19. gempearl gempearl
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 5:37am UTC
    1f y00 tlk l1ke th1s
    don't even think about speaking to me

  20. gempearl gempearl
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 5:31am UTC
    what screws our lives up most
    is the little picture in our head
    of how it's supposed to be


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