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  1. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    Hey, Arnold! Do you remember 90's tv shows? They're Kim Possible to forget. Let's take The Magic School Bus to Dexter's Laboratory and listen to All That stuff As Told By Ginger while sitting on The Big Comfy Couch. Then we can take a Recess and tell Dragon Tales while Arthur and Madeline put the Rugrats to sleep. Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy are Rolie Polie (Olie) while sleeping, but Courage the Cowardly Dog can watch them. Then we can take a walk in Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. However, we might get Goosebumps because there are a lot of Little Bears. Luckily, we can always count on Clarissa to Explain It All, and The Power Puff Girls to save the day.
    -mine

  2. WittyJazz WittyJazz
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    “HUG ME BROTHAA!”
    If you know where this is from... Your childhood was probably awesome.

  3. Jarodx0 Jarodx0
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:51pm UTC
    Gloria: Marty, you just gotta be a little mor-"
    Alex: "Sssh!"
    Gloria: "Don't you 'ssh' me!"

  4. Jarodx0 Jarodx0
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    I don't care how old I am,
    I will be the first person in line to get the Monster's Inc. tickets.

  5. Jarodx0 Jarodx0
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:42am UTC
    If music never existed,
    we would all have the same personalitys.

  6. starfhish starfhish
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    not my format.
    once you stop
    telling lies about me,
    I'll stop telling the
    truth about you.

  7. lol_1d_sucks_lol lol_1d_sucks_lol
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    lol, some of you "directioners" are just creepy.
    like i just read a quote that said that she wanted to be r*ped by zayn, & another quote where some girl made up a little fantasy about what one direction would do in a strip club. like what the hell? I mean okay, if you want to post facts & funny quotes from the boys, then whatever. I don't care. But seriously? Do you think they would appreciate it if they knew you were saying that you wanted to be "r*ped" by them? It's freaking creepy & kind of gross. You don't even know them.
    format by julietechoecho

  8. thatwaswellfunny thatwaswellfunny
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:41pm UTC
    Shut up and get on with it!

  9. WhisperInTheDark WhisperInTheDark
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:33am UTC
    I know you don't care, but,
    My Daddy comes home from Iraq tomorrow!♥

  10. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    If I was a dog,
    And you were a flower,
    I would lift my leg to give you a shower.
    format credit: littleleftofthemiddle
    nmq

  11. XxHopeHazardxX XxHopeHazardxX
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    My Best Friend is WAY Prettier than me
    Can anyone relate to this?


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    Here's to the girls whose quotes go unnoticed but have the most meaning.

  14. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    Girls Like me .
    Chapter 14.
    “Hey guys!” I smiled, embracing the fact that Collin’s arm was around me.
    “Uhm, hi.” Zoe said, still in shock.
    I watched Jake, as he stood uncomfortably with his hands in his pockets. I didn’t feel sorry, though. He should’ve just told Zoe that he didn’t want to go out.
    “So, what are we going to do?” Collin asked, pulling me closer to him.
    “Well, I was thinking mini golf.” Zoe smiled at Collin, clearly jealous of the fact I was with him.
    “Sounds fun.” I beamed up at Collin, and then at Zoe, giving her somewhat of a dirty look.
    We walked over to the mini golf stand, letting the guys pay for the clubs and the balls. Then, we began the course.
    “How do you work this thing?” I giggled, holding the club upside down.
    I felt like such an idiot acting like an air head. Clearly I knew how to work a golf club, but I needed an excuse for Collin to get close to me.
    “Let me help you.” Collin winked, making sure Jake was watching.
    He then wrapped his arms around me, showing me how to swing the club. I giggled, letting him kiss me on the cheek.
    “Hey Jake, how do you do this?” Zoe asked Jake, trying to compete with Collin and I.
    “It’s just a golf club, you swing it and aim for the ball.” Jake said annoyed.
    I did my best to hold back laughing. She was pathetic, Jake didn’t even like her. I suddenly felt a strange stirring in the pit of my stomach. What were we turning into? Zoe and I had best friends since forever, was I really going to risk ruining it on this?
    We continued golfing, and I continued to flirt with Collin. I had only meant to make Jake jealous, but it was making Zoe mad too, which was all the better.
    “Let’s go babe.” Collin called from up ahead, walking towards the pizza parlor with Zoe.
    “Comin-“
    “What’s this all about?” Jake grabbed my arm, pulling me back towards him.
    “What are you talking about?” I asked sarcastically.
    “Why are you out with Colin?” He questioned in a more serious tone.
    “Why are you out with Zoe?!” I spat.
    He buried his face into his hands, shaking his head.
    “Is that what this is all about?”
    “Uhm, yeah. It is.” I said snottily.
    “So you’re jealous, I see.” Jake winked at me.
    “What?! A-am not!” I lied.
    “Oh, so you wouldn’t be jealous if I did this to Zoe?” Jake asked, wrapping his hands around my waist, pulling me close.
    “No.” I muttered, feeling his warm breath brushing against my cheek.
    “What about this?” Jake asked, kissing me on the cheek.
    “N-no.” I stuttered, staring at him.
    “Well, what about this Jake asked?” Softly kissing my lips, and pulling away.
    “Okay.” I admitted, touching my lips.
    "Maybe a little."
    Yay, two chapters♥ Okay, so, this weekend, i have to go to my brother's baseball tournament in DesMoines. (Anyone live close to there?(: ) So, i'm unsure of how many chapters will be up this weekend, which is why I put 2 up today (: . I'm hoping to put one up tommorrow morning before I leave, but no promises. I love you all, thank you for the great support♥

  15. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 12:46am UTC
    Good night, sleep tight,
    don't let the razor bite,
    wash away sorrow
    & live till tomorrow.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    person: you're blocking the view.
    me: i am the view.

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    i bet if you stayed quiet long enough,
    you'd hear the sound of no one giving a flying f/ck.

  19. done_with_this_shit done_with_this_shit
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    Today,
    I looked in a mirror,
    then glanced around me
    thinking
    "who is that girl?"
    then I realized
    it was me.
    Format: twilightgirl995

  20. Amzybabe98 Amzybabe98
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    I dropped my laptop in the
    Ocean; Now it's a Dell, Rolling in the Deep...

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