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XxHopeHazardxX

1. XxHopeHazardxX
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2012 1:34pm UTC
   It's Not seeing a spider in my room that scares me
   It's when the spider disappears that scares me
   Anyone?
   
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2. XxHopeHazardxX
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2012 3:56pm UTC
   Chuck Norris
   doesn't call the wrong number
   you answer the wrong phone
   fave and i'll do a chuck norris joke serise
   
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3. XxHopeHazardxX
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2012 3:37pm UTC
   If I had a dollar for every boyfriend i've had
   I'd be a hobo
   
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4. XxHopeHazardxX
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2012 3:35pm UTC
   My Best Friend is WAY Prettier than me
   Can anyone relate to this?
   
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5. XxHopeHazardxX
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2012 1:57pm UTC
   M AT H
   The only place someone can buy 100 watermellons and nobody asks why
   
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6. XxHopeHazardxX
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2012 12:41pm UTC
   Whats your ghetto name?
   a = sha.
   b = ni.
   c = ki.
   d = que.
   e = nay.
   f = qui.
   g = ti.
   h = la.
   i = kay.
   j = rih.
   k = barack.
   l = obama.
   m = di.
   n = ta.
   o = ee.
   p = ray.
   q = cli.
   r = gurl.
   s = na.
   t = qua.
   u = kua.
   v = ise.
   w = fi.
   x = quee.
   y = mi.
   z = zi.
   comment what yours is! :D
   
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7. XxHopeHazardxX
   posted a quote
   June 19, 2012 1:59pm UTC
   GOOGLE:
   Where is Chuck Norris
   Click on the first link
   *Stare at screen in amazement*
   
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8. XxHopeHazardxX
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2012 12:19pm UTC
   I can't hear you
   Your heartbeat is too far away
   nmf
   
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9. XxHopeHazardxX
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2012 11:57am UTC
   Dear Simple
   nobody in this world,
   splashes their face like that in real life
   sincerely,
   My bathroom is soaking wet
   
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