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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
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February 12, 2014 1:05pm UTC

I DON'T NEED YOU TO FIX ME.
I need you to love me while I fix myself. ♥♥♥
format credit: MissAnna

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BravoSierra
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February 12, 2014 12:51pm UTC

That moment when you must recorrect autocorrect correcting you
in order to properly swear in a text message.

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* Sabaism *
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February 12, 2014 7:39am UTC

I like purposefully look for unknown bands
So I can crush on the band members
Without all the fangirls.

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Sophie*
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February 12, 2014 8:18am UTC

me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!

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BravoSierra
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February 12, 2014 3:15pm UTC

Nobody likes Harry Potter more than ABC Family
It's Halloween? Harry Potter Weekend!
It's Christmas? Harry Potter Weekend!
It's Columbus Day? Harry Potter Weekend!
It's Friday? Harry Potter Weekend!

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Fay*
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December 21, 2013 6:46am UTC

That annoying moment when
your parents rush you to get ready, and when you are ready
they are not

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imperfect *
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December 21, 2013 8:34am UTC

Friend: There's a life outside the internet
Me: Send me the link

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BlackButterflies
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December 21, 2013 6:18pm UTC

today i was at the gym and as i walked to the showers i heard loud music coming from a room at the end of the hallway, so i walked over to see what was going on. there, in a darkened room, a middle aged man was alone, peddling furiously on one of the bike machines and passionately mouthing the words to "single ladies".

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seafoam*
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December 21, 2013 3:17am UTC

We all get hurt. It's about taking that pain and putting it towards bettering yourself so the next time someone tries to hurt you, you have a fighting chance.

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ChocoTaco
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December 21, 2013 6:30pm UTC

Band member: *Smiles into crowd*
12 year old fangirl: Sweet Jesus he just smiled at me, and we so have a connection. He gave me that smirk like I was the most beautiful things he's ever need. And I think he winked at me and omg what if we get married?

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Sophie*
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December 21, 2013 9:36am UTC

I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought

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Hale_Storm18
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December 21, 2013 12:32pm UTC

Too ugly for LA.
Too stupid for New York.

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gray22
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December 21, 2013 9:59am UTC

instead of teaching young girls to defend themselves from sexual harassment
why don't we teach men to stop being douches and teach them to be gentlemen instead.

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happiest*
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December 21, 2013 3:21pm UTC

me in the evening:oh, staying up late isn't bad, I'll manage tomorrow
me in the morning:AM I A F-CKING IDIOT

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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伤*
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 4:03pm UTC

the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i'm too poor to buy lovely gifts
for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them

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happiest*
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December 21, 2013 3:24pm UTC

Today my dad was singing Christmas carols in the kitchen
Dad:He knows how long you sleep in
Dad:He knows that you've been baked
Dad:He knows you spend all day online so you better hope your grandma gets you something nice because Santa is done with your sh-t

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happiest*
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December 21, 2013 3:26pm UTC

Christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?”
“a sense of purpose”

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formerlyknownas
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November 27, 2013 2:41pm UTC

FORMAT (c) formerlyknownas
Do not remove this, this is the credit.
please only use on witty for QUOTES, do not use to make your own tumblr themes/own witty layouts/etc
KEEP ALL CREDIT
The moment
you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone
is The moment
to absolutely and utterly walk away.
(absolutely and utterly)

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