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today i was at the gym and as i walked to the showers i heard loud music coming from a room at the end of the hallway, so i walked over to see what was going on. there, in a darkened room, a middle aged man was alone, peddling furiously on one of the bike machines and passionately mouthing the words to "single ladies".

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today i was at the gym and as i walked to the showers i heard

90 faves · 5 comments · Dec 21, 2013 6:18pm

BlackButterflies

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BlackButterflies


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yourcool · 1 decade ago
wll, if it makes you feel better, i walked into the girls bathroom at school and two girls were having in the shower.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
why do all the cool things happen at your school damn i'm packing my bags and moving to new zealand
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absent * · 1 decade ago
Did you die on the floor laughing? x'DD
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BlackButterflies · 1 decade ago
i kind of just slid down the wall and laughed for ten minutes
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absent * · 1 decade ago
OMG. I would've, OMG. Was almost in tears just reading that. Lmao. xDD
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