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happiest*
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February 23, 2013 8:35am UTC

When Getting Braces:
Normal People: I LOOK SO UGLY! TAKE THEM OFF!
Me: I am a Pirannah! I live in the Amazon! *Bite, Bite, Bite*
Finding Nemo<3

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lovecrazy
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February 23, 2013 12:06pm UTC

I hate being tickled.
I do not think it's cute, I do not think it's funny, I will kick you in the fcking face.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Hale_Storm18
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February 23, 2013 1:13pm UTC

Me when I get a paper cut: Ohmygosh! It stings! I'm going to die! This is it, this is the end! Tell my cat I love him! Goodbye friends!
Me when I get an actual serious injury: No, no, I'm fine. Seriously, it's just a scratch. Don't worry, I'll be okay.

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sarahmarlowXxx
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February 23, 2013 10:59am UTC

BravoSierra's format
That terrifying moment
When everything is happily resolved but the book still has 200 pages left

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jimmy365
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February 23, 2013 1:43pm UTC

scientist: the average teen goes on the
internet 16 hours per week
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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quietkid
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December 20, 2012 5:10pm UTC

Don't worry, Mayans.
If you get it wrong,
it's not the end of the world.

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OneDirectionQuotes
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December 20, 2012 11:21am UTC

*Harry prank calling a fan*
Harry: "Hello Erin, it's Harry and I'm with Ed Sheeran....
Naked and touching each other inappropiately."
*Finds out she's fourteen*
Harry: "I mean no, we're not--we're...hugging!"

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kimberlyisalwayshungry
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December 20, 2012 3:46pm UTC

A briefing of next week:
21/12 - end of the world.
22/12 - I survived the end of the world.
24/12 - Christmas is tomorrow.
25/12 - Christmas is today.
30/12 - Happy new year.
01/01 - I remember last year like it was yesterday.

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ThatsSoMeee
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December 20, 2012 3:56pm UTC

I love books
I like the moment you open one and sink into it
and you can escape from the world.
You sink to a story that’s way more interesting,
than yours will ever be...

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theWalrus
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December 20, 2012 3:23pm UTC

Okay before the world ends,
I need you all to know a dark secret of mine.
I let the dogs out.

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f0r3v3rm0r3x3
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January 27, 2012 12:52pm UTC

I feel terribly empty the second you leave.
I feel absolutely complete the second you speak.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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I_Dont_Know
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December 13, 2012 8:06pm UTC

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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ThatsSoMeee
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December 13, 2012 4:36pm UTC

Love at first sight.
Staring eye to eye while getting
that interested feeling for each other.
I think love at first sight is just two person falling
for the types and looks of one another.
They may had that perfect girl/boy image
in there mind and amazingly found each other
at that point.
I don’t really believe in as I use to before.
I think you’re just falling for the looks.
If you were to fall for looks I think
every girl/guy you find attracted would be
love at first sight ..

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s4rc4sm
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December 13, 2012 7:55pm UTC

O
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^ Thats steve, the creator of witty.
One fave = One high five/hug/thank you
come on, show him your love<3

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Lolsorue_girl
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December 13, 2012 2:26pm UTC

everybody has that One Friend that:
1- Turns EVERYTHING dirty.
2- Eats like an elephant but gains no weight.
3- Swears a lot.
4- Has a funny laugh.

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Hale_Storm18
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December 13, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Me: Wow, I really like this song. I think I'll listen to it another seventy times in a row.

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swimmergirl3796
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 4:24pm UTC

I've come to the realization that Mario is homeless.
He wears the same clothes every day,
runs around in sewers,
beats people up for their money,
and what does he spend it on?
Mushrooms.

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itsamadworld
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December 13, 2012 5:53pm UTC

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