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  1. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    Girls Like me .
    Chapter 7.
    “You tell him girl.” Zoe gave me an approving wink.
    I smiled back at her, pleased with Jake’s reaction.
    “Hey, look at that!” Jaycie pointed.
    We all look towards where she had pointed, seeing a jet ski rental place.
    “Anyone got 50 bucks?” Ryan asked, seeing the rental fees.
    I pulled out two twenties and a ten from my bag, handing them to Ryan.
    “It’s the least I can do.” I smiled.
    We paid for the Jet Ski’s, then placed our things in the rental lockers.
    “Who’s riding with who?” Zoe asked. “We only had enough to rent 3 Jet Ski’s for 2 hours.”
    Jaycie quickly clung to Noah, making it pretty clear who she would be riding with. Jaycie stepped over to Ryan’s side, which only left me with Jake. He gave me a small smile, and it only felt right to give him one in return. I didn’t want to make this anymore awkward than it had to be.
    “That settles that.” Ryan said, giving us each a Jet Ski key. “Let’s go!”
    We all rushed down to the jet skis, claiming the one we wanted. I picked out a bright neon green one, and being that Jake was a guy, he didn’t really mind the color.
    “Do you know how to work this?” I giggled, trying to put the key into the ignition.
    Sure, I was being a bit of a flirt, but it was all part of the plan, right? Jake laughed; helping me put the key in the correct way. I then climbed onto the Jet Ski, and Jake climbed on right behind me. His body was pressed up tight against mine, even though there was clearly enough room on the set.
    “Better hold on.” I turned around, smiling at him. Our lips nearly touched. “I’m a crazy driver.”
    “Whatever you say.” He teased, wrapping his arms around my toned waist.
    The gentle touch of his strong hands gave an instant flashback of all those memories 2 years ago. All the summer nights I had tried so hard to forget. No Bree, stop it. Just drive.
    I twisted the throttle, and the Jet Ski took off. We instantly became soaked as I made sharp turns and hit rapid speeds.
    “Slow down Bree!” Jake said in an almost serious tone.
    “Why?” I laughed. “You scared?”
    “Slow down!” Jake said more sternly.
    “Oh settle dow-"
    “Bree, lookout!” Jake screamed.
    As I looked ahead, the image of a large half broken tree trunk came into view. I tried to swerve, but I couldn’t. It was too late. Jake held my waist tightly, trying to pull me off of the Jet Ski, and save me from the collision.
    As he pulled me off of the slippery black leather seat, we plunged into the cold ocean water.
    I could taste the salty flavoring seep into my taste buds, and the sharp metal Jet Ski propeller,
    piercing into my leg.
    Yay, new chapter already :D haha, feedback? What do you guys think is going to happen? (: I always hate when people end chapters with cliff hangers..but i'm one of those people, sorry. (; Alao, I don't know how many times i'm going to have to repeat this:p , I WILL NOT give you notifications if you werent already on the list. i no longer do witty notifications.:p
    The number to reach for next chapter is 555 [:
    ---Hint---
    I broke down, how could I have been so stupid? I could have just pulled her off a little further to the left, and we wouldn’t be in this situation.
    -----Jake's POV----
    Format Credit: TheMascaraSeries/Th3Br0k3nBl0nd3

  2. catieosaur catieosaur
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 9:02am UTC
    Now hover over the quote again.
    How to
    keep an idiot
    busy.
    Hover over
    this quote.
    Now Highlight the top of this quote.

  3. Cupcake2422 Cupcake2422
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    mirror: You actually look kind of pretty today[:
    camera: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha no.
    Not mine<3

  4. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    A pretty face is nothing
    if you have an ugly heart.

  5. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Fans:
    Harry Potter fan: I wanna go to Hogwarts!
    Percy Jackson Fan: I've always wanted to go to Camp Half Blood
    Hunger Games fan: I'm fine...

  6. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 1:33pm UTC
    "What's the best freebie you've been given?"
    Louis: "Four best friends."
    Zayn: "Awh, Louis!"
    Harry: "Get me a bucket."
    -OneDirectionQuotes

  7. ricecrispy2128 ricecrispy2128
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Fave this
    if you love your mom.
    It is mother's day after all...
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  8. ReganAlexis ReganAlexis
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    Fave if you shower. Let's see who's dirty.

  9. sydneyjrw sydneyjrw
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    You realize your childhood is
    over when you fall asleep on the
    couch
    and wake UP ON THE COUCH.
    format by sandrasaurus

  10. Nataliee1102 Nataliee1102
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 11:17am UTC
    if you're not against gay/
    lesbian/bisexual people, favorite. If you
    are, comment. ♥

  11. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    The first time I saw him
    his two year old sister was crying during church
    so he picked her up,
    carried her into the other room like a baby,
    and started to play "superman" with her.
    Instant respect.♥

  12. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    everything magically appears,
    when your mom looks for it...
    MOM, I LOST ONE DIRECTION

    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill (Me)

  13. completeinhim completeinhim
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    Dear New Wittians,
    Here are a few tips that'll make you seem like less of a n00b:
    * Read the rules. They're there for a reason.
    * You dont "miss the old Witty." You weren't even there.
    * Try making your own formats. Originality is key.
    * This isn't tumblr. Reblogs / reposts aren't a thing. So
    make your own quotes.
    * We already know all the One Direction facts. This is
    coming from a Directioner: The constant facts are
    freaking annoying.
    * Keep your anger tamed. It's embarrasing to read.
    * This place is a welcoming community, as long as you
    respect us.
    * Don't make sad quotes just for faves. It's disgusting.
    * This place is my safe haven. Stop making it into this
    idiotic Tumblr copycat, please.
    Sincerely,,
    A Fed-Up Member.

  14. huchick67 huchick67
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    That moment when you're talking to yourself and you start laughing cause you're just that
    hilarious.

  15. glitterific glitterific
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    Listen
    Chapter 15
    LIZA
    “I’m proud of you girl,” Ellis said, giving me a half smile and playfully punching my shoulder.
    I had just told him everything that happened with Ryan.
    He seemed happy for me, but there was something in his eyes that told me that something was wrong.
    “You finally broke up the worst couple on the planet,” he said, taking my mind off the thought.
    I smiled wide, proud of myself.
    “Will Sydney be mad at me?” I signed.
    He shrugged. “She’ll probably be too embarrassed to come anywhere near us.”
    We both giggled, and got out of the car.
    SYDNEY
    Honestly, this spying thing was getting a little old.
    But it was resourceful.
    Ellis rolled up his window, and him and Liza got out of the car.
    I clenched my fists together, growing angrier by the second.
    It was time to talk to this loser, and get her out of my way.
    I began walking towards the group, head held high, confident on what I was about to do.
    Trust no b*tch, fear no man.
    LIZA
    Before going to class, I quickly stopped into the bathroom.
    I did my business, and came out to wash my hands.
    Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a girl staring at me smugly.
    “Hello Liza,” I saw her say.
    I turned to her. She had on a maniacal smile, and it scared me.
    It was Sydney.
    My heart raced. She looked angry.
    “Can we talk?” she asked, tilting her head slightly.
    I neither said nor wrote anything, I was too afraid.
    She moved closer to me.
    “I heard you and Ryan kissed,” she said, the smile never leaving her face.
    I could feel my cheeks get hot and red.
    My hands flew to my face to cover it up.
    She giggled. “Aw you guys are so cute. You really like him, don’t you?” she asked.
    She seemed so nice, and I softened. I guess Ryan broke up with her already.
    She seemed pretty cool with it.
    I nodded in response to her question, finally at ease with her sudden friendliness.
    She stepped closer, and suddenly her smile was gone, and she was glaring angrily at me.
    “Well newsflash, b*tch. Ryan is mine. And I think you should stop being all lovedovey with him,” she snapped.
    Okay, friendliness, gone.
    My heart began to pick up speed again, and my back touched the wall as Sydney ganged up on me.
    “I know you went to Jackson Probe’s. And I can send you right back,” she threatened.
    I didn’t doubt her for a second. I heard from numerous people that she has connections and influences everywhere.
    “How about we make a deal,” she said. “You stop flirting with my boyfriend, and you can stay here with Ellis. And you will never have to go back to that miserable school.”
    She smiled deviously.
    How did she know that I was miserable there?
    “Deal?” she asked, holding out her hand.
    I hesitated, but then took her hand and we shook.
    “Great,” she said. “See you at lunch.”
    She waved her thin fingers at me, and then walked out the door.
    I felt my heart sink.
    What was I going to tell Ryan?

  16. Ceira Ceira
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 3:05am UTC
    When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
    You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.
    When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
    You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
    When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
    You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
    When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.
    You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
    When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
    You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
    When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
    You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
    When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
    You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
    When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags
    You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
    When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
    You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
    When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
    You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
    And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
    Fave This, If Your mom means all the world to you <3

  17. followthesefootsteps followthesefootsteps
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    1 in 5 teenagers have thought about suicide, about 1 in 6 teenagers have made plans for suicide, and more than 1 in 12 teenagers have attempted suicide in the last year. As many as 8 out of 10 teenagers who have commited suicide tried to ask for help in some way before committing suicide. FAVE If you're always here to listen ♥

  18. gbrooke26 gbrooke26
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 8:22pm UTC
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    a messy bun actually takes.
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  19. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    &Here's to the kids who
    are madly in love with a celebrity♥

  20. xocheetahcrayonxo xocheetahcrayonxo
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    R e m o v e t h e l o v e t r i a n g l e, and the Hunger Games is about a televised fight to the death. Remove the love triangle, and Twilight is about a girl who moves to a town where it rains a lot.

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