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IHeartCupCakes
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 6:14pm UTC

Hugs:
-The awkward hugs
-The hugs you get from family members
-The hugs you get from your bestfriends
and then there's the hugs
-where you just don't want to let go

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Gpc11
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December 13, 2014 4:14am UTC

Dear Santa, I don't want anything for Christmas except for the person reading this to have an amazing Christmas.

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Steve
posted a quote
January 16, 2014 1:44pm UTC

Today is my 10 Year Anniversary on Witty Profiles.

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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
posted a quote
January 31, 2014 6:18pm UTC

it started out with a kiss.
how did it end up like this?
it was only a kiss.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 7:47pm UTC

Me: *Reading a book*
Person: What are you reading?
Me: *holds up book while continuing to read*
Person: Oh yeah, I read that book! Did you get to the part where ________ dies?
Me: WHAT THE F*CK HAVE YOU DONE

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Steve
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 6:46pm UTC

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs
because they always take things literally.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 4:45am UTC

am i the only one who tries to
learn lyrics to rap songs so i can surprise people during car rides.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 7:23pm UTC

I see 2007 and think
"oh 3 years ago" and then it hits me that it was 6 f//cking years ago

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Steve
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 8:57pm UTC

Stop watering the weeds in your life and start watering the flowers.

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Steve
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 10:17pm UTC

When you're finished changing, you're finished.

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chachawawabubu
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 9:22pm UTC

Do you guys know that 17 year old boy named Charlie who's on this season of American Idol?
Tonight, he held up his necklace and said "This is for all my little awkward turtles out there."
I swear if he isn't one, he would make the perfect Wittian!

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 7:36pm UTC

me: so what're you
planning for valentines day?
friend: murder
me: that's the spirt
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 11:40am UTC

i hope my nintendogs are alright
i haven't fed them in
6 years
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 4:45pm UTC

I would be
an awful parent.
My kid would say
“I don’t wanna go to school, I just wanna sleep”
and I’d probably get in bed with them and say
“I feel you”

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† *
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 9:19pm UTC

I hate when I spend all my time and hours doing homework,
And the teacher doesn't even check it the next day.

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WhisperInTheDark
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 8:28pm UTC

What's happened to Witty?
Has everyone grown up & left for good?
Witty was my escape where I was comfortable talking to people about my problems, now I can't.
The top quotes used to get 2000+ likes, but now the highest is around 350.
It really is awful though, to see such a beautiful place fall apart.
Can we just start again? Be a family. Be there for everyone.
Because honestly, with no one at my school to talk to, & no one here, I really have nobody. And that's a shame, because I need somebody.

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randi*
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 8:31pm UTC

i just want a sign that you care.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 10:29pm UTC

it can take me
anywhere from 0.02 seconds
to 3 days to reply to a text
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 6:54pm UTC

there are mean parents
and then there are parents who
turn off the wifi at night
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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