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  1. aml143 aml143
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    I went on YouTube to listen to Hey Jude by the Beatles, and this comment popped up.
    "One Direction and Justin Beiber are much greater influences on music than Beatles. Beatles songs are so old and out-dated. I can't believe people actually listen to them. OMG JUSTIN beiber is better than beatles. Thumbs up if you agree."
    Unbelievable
    she got no thumbs up btw.

  2. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    Parents: "You need to stop watching so much TV, and read more!"
    Me: *turns on the subtitles*


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. TheOtherDirection TheOtherDirection
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 2:08pm UTC
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  5. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 1:55am UTC
    If you talk too much they'll make fun of you.
    If you don't talk enough they'll make fun of you.
    If you laugh too loud they'll make fun of you.
    If you never laugh they'll make fun of you.
    If you smile all the time they'll make fun of you.
    If you never smile they'll make fun of you.
    If you're too nice they'll make fun of you.
    If you're too nasty they'll hate you--
    but at least they won't make fun of you.
    nmq

  6. shortyac1357 shortyac1357
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    Don't mistake my silence for weakness.
    No one plans a murder out loud.

  7. neonraver7 neonraver7
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    Video Games Ruined My Life...
    Good Thing I Have 2 More
    ❤ ❤ ❤

  8. vanessacp3 vanessacp3
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 10:35pm UTC
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    And who else loved wearing their mom's heals when they were little?!
    ✽ ✾ ✿ ❀ ❁ ❃ ❋
    Cookiedoughformats

  9. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 11:08am UTC
    I hate how people say age is just a number....
    age is clearly a word.
    :p

  10. CornStar CornStar
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 11:48pm UTC
    Every book you've ever read
    is just a different combination of 26 letters..

  11. brisopunk brisopunk
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Q: Why can't Edward read Bella's mind?
    A: There's nothing to read

  12. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    "you know what they do to a handsome
    guy like me in prison? it rhymes with grape."
    -21 jump street

  13. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    "Because when I look at you… I'm home. Please don't leave me… I don't wanna forget."
    – Dory (Finding Nemo)

  14. lilgirlsarah lilgirlsarah
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 11:27am UTC
    & I have never actually
    SEEN A YELLOW DUCK.

  15. justmyself justmyself
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    Dear shaving commercials,
    Stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress us, shave a bear.
    nmf

  16. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    * singing in the shower *
    Me: I REMEMBER YOU DRIVING TO MY HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IM THE ONE WHO MAKES YOU LAUGH WHEN YOU-
    Mom: *knocks on door* would you shut up? im trying to sleep.
    Me: i dont see why you hatin outside the tub, you cant even get in

  17. ballinforlife ballinforlife
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    Fav this and i will write on your profile of what i think of you. (guy perspective.)

  18. XxCatchxMexX XxCatchxMexX
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    HEY NOW
    HEY NOW
    THIS IS WHAT
    DREAAAAAMS
    ARE MADE
    OFFFFFF.

  19. Sara* Sara*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 8:49am UTC
    Whenever I delete
    an app on my iPhone the shaking icons make me feel like they are panicking over who's gonna go.
    - Caspar Lee
    nmf

  20. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:31am UTC
    girl: you like rock music? Ew.
    girl: who are the beatles? They sound awful.
    girl: Harry Potter is so lame. Twilight is like a billion times better. And more realistic.
    girl: Tumblr? lol facebook is sooooo much better.
    girl: Did you see that picture of Micheal Jackson? He totes copied Jutin Beiber's jacket.
    girl: I love One Direction, my favourite's Lewis!
    girl: OMG that Neil guy is so ugly.
    girl: Drake and Josh is laaaaaaaaaaaame.
    me:
    girl:
    me:
    girl:
    me: Run.

:)

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