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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 5:50pm EDT
    i hate you.
    i hate you so much.
    no.
    no i don't.
    but i should.

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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    October 13, 2013 2:54pm EDT
    guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 2:54pm EDT
    excuse me mom, but whoever smelt it dealt it.
    so it is, in fact, you that is doing the weed around here.

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 7:51pm EDT
    Today marks the 8 year anniversairy
    of the first meeting of Dumbledore's Army.

  5. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 8:26am EDT
    Girl: Oh my gosh your so stupid.
    Me: Hold da flip up. That's not right.
    Girl: Well it's true so shut up.
    Me: CORRECTION- YOU'RE.

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    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 9:13am EDT
    guy friend: so... how are things going with you know who?
    me: you're either talking about Voldemort or my boyfriend...
    guy friend: more or likely the same thing.

  7. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 9:02am EDT
    I say “I don’t know” to everything
    when I’m in a bad mood.

  8. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 5:48pm EDT
    a sentence
    will always look
    like poetry
    if you
    hit enter
    a lot

  9. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 4:20pm EDT
    So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

  10. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
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    September 16, 2013 2:04pm EDT
    So my neighbors were having a yardsale this weekend (same neighbors I wrote 'Hold on to Him' about) and the mother (her actual name is Linda) was talking to me and she's probably the sweetest lady ever. She's still devastated over the loss of her son, which was 15 years ago. He would've been 30 this year and honestly I feel so awful for the family. Anyways, her other son (Ian, who's 28 and the main character in 'Hold on to Him') came outside and he's so gorgeous and cute and we were talking and Linda goes "Christina, if you were a little older I'd set you two up to get married!" and Ian and I laughed it off but on the inside I was like "These people don't know I wrote an entire story about my fantasies with their son..."


  11. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
    This quote does not exist.

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 6:58pm EDT
    Me: *looks through top stories on Wattpad*
    Wattpad: I Fell In Love With Niall Horan
    Wattpad: A One Direction Love Story
    Wattpad: Adopted by Zerrie
    Wattpad: All of One Direction is Fighting Over Me???
    Me: What the actual fck

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 4:03pm EDT
    this kid that sits next to me in math class said to me today, “you’re my favorite person at this table because u don’t talk to anyone and u just sit there” and I said ” I don’t know how to respond to that” and he replied with “that’s because u don’t talk”

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 3:47pm EDT
    basically i don't care if you drink or smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides that fact that you drink, smoke, or do drugs.

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 4:01pm EDT
    today i saw this cute cop and my first thought was “damn i would tap that a.ss so bad” and then he laughed and came closer to me and i thought i did something bad and i couldn’t think what was it and when he started talking i took off my headphones and he said “that was quite a compliment young lady” and in that moment i realizED I SAY THAT OUT LOUD AND FCK MY LIFE AND WHY MUST I HAVE A MOUTH WITH NO FILTER

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
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    September 16, 2013 12:43am EDT
    last night i had a dream that there was a Witty convention in Canada and every single person on Witty was there?? and i had to go on stage to give a speech to everyone (????) but i fell off the stage and was caught by Steve, who was actually Morgan Freeman. then it started to snow and everyone got really excited and started snorting the snowflakes like they were cocaine

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 3:04am EDT
    all of my shadows grow taller than trees
    and all of my good means nothing to me.

  18. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 9:31pm EDT

    .
    .
    .
    .
    being told that there
    are OTHER FISH IN THE SEA, doesn't help when the person who is special to you is YOUR SEA.

  19. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 6:29pm EDT
    stop trying to
    impress him, because no matter how much you want him, he isn't going to
    notice you.
    and even if he does, it's not like he's ever
    going to care.

  20. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 4:22pm EDT
    They'll hate you if
    you're pretty.
    They'll hate you if
    you're not.
    They'll hate you for what
    you' lack
    And they'll hate you for what
    you've got.

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