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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
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November 11, 2012 3:33pm UTC

I want to have a sleep over
date with you.
We’d have pillow fights that would lead into tickle fights.
I’d hide under the blankets while
you make me watch scary movies with you.
You would try to teach me how to play video games
and laugh at how badly I jump when a target pops out.
We’d pig out on junk food and try to make mid night snacks.
In the end, I’d be asleep listening
to your heart beat while you watch tv.

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subtlysam
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 11:57am UTC

me: can i have your babies?!
one direciton: ... what?
me: can i have your autograph...
one dirction: sorry sounded like something else...
me: what'd you think i said?
one direction: can you have my babies.
me: well i mean, if you are offering, sure.
one direction: but i wasn't-
me: yolo. now off with your clothes.
-tumblr
do remember i am a boy....
blacklace

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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 6:48pm UTC

"Are you taking any foreign language classes this year?"
"Math."

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Sara*
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 11:22am UTC

Normal guy: She's a crack wh/re prostitute.
Ed Sheeran: And in a pipe she flies to the Motherland or sells love to another man.

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LacedRibbon
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 6:16pm UTC

K
Look, its Kristen Stewart.

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JustMeh
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 1:39pm UTC

Not one person wished me a happy birthday today.
Which I suppose is fair, since it isn't my birthday

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sarahlikesbands*
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 11:40am UTC

If I like your username
I will immediately click on it
I will stalk your profile
probably fave most of your quotes
then I will follow you

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ilovedance143
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October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC

Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 7:07pm UTC

This poem was written by an African child
and was nominated for the Best poem of 2005.
Colour
When I born, I Black,
When I grow up, I Black,
When I go in Sun, I Black,
When I scared, I Black,
When I sick, I Black,
And when I die, I still black,
And you White fella,
When you born, you Pink,
When you grow up, you White,
When you go in Sun, you Red,
When you cold, you Blue,
When you scared, you Yellow,
When you sick, you Green,
And when you die, you Gray,
And you calling me Coloured?

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youonlyliveonce17
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 11:26pm UTC

Today i decided the prank call Dominos Pizza
Me:Is this the Krusty Krab?
Cashier: No this is Patrick!
My Life= made<3
nmq freakquotes.com

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CornStar
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 1:07am UTC

I hate going to school because
I always see people from school there.

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 9:38pm UTC

Dont talk to strangers online.
because you will become best friends with them,
and the distance will ruin your life.

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BravoSierra
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August 8, 2012 11:14am UTC

Me: *eats a snack while making a snack*

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AustinH
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 8:37pm UTC

The last day of the Olympics should be all the gold medalist playing dodgeball until we have an ultimate champion.

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 8:17pm UTC

~• ~•
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First known picture of Michael Phelps.

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KristinaBrunicardi
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 9:05pm UTC

Jenna Marbles needs her own fricken
t a l k s h o w .

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alwaysdreambigx
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 8:16pm UTC

If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and
be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball
and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof
under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”

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Anthony23
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 12:17am UTC

she wouldnt shut up,
i had to do it...
i kissed her(;

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brianamae
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 5:15pm UTC

Me&my little brother fighting over remote:
Me: if you dont give it to me, i will lick you
Brother: you gotta be careful some guys might actually say yes to that
Me: 0_o

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