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1. Harrystyles98
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2012 4:24pm UTC
   Teacher: "Don't lean back in your chair you are going to fall and crack your head open!"
   We have all heard this but it has NEVER happened.
   
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2. bizzeybeatsxo350
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2012 10:29am UTC
   Canada: Justin Bieber, Carly Rae Jepsen, Drake
   UK: One Direction, Cher Lloyd, Adele, Jessie J
   Australia: Cody Simpson
   USA: ?
   
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3. BaileyGirl
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2012 2:03pm UTC
   Friend: Dad, does my hair look bad?
   Friends dad: No! Its Beautiful ! You should do it lke that all the time!
   Me: Dad, does my hair look bad?
   My Dad: Your hair always looks bad.
   
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4. bieberfever13
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2012 12:03pm UTC
   5 things that annoy me:
   1:when my favorite song comes on the radio as i got out of the car.
   2:when im waiting for a text and i get one from the wrong person.
   3:when people try talking to me when i have headphones in.
   4:when my brain reminds me of something i want to forget.
   5:having to wait a whole week for a new episode of your favorite show.
   
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5. Unbroken1
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2012 1:24pm UTC
   Plot Twist: Jenna Marbles is a virgin
   
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6. capsized*
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2012 10:36pm UTC
   That Moment When:
   You realize the word "Heck" is a mixture of
   the words "Hell" and "F*ck"
   NMQ, don't know the source, sorry.
   
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7. mooselinaturtle
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2012 11:14am UTC
   three year old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
   me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
   
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8. momentsinlife
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2012 10:47pm UTC
   *at resteraunt*
   sign: no shirt, no shoes, no service
   me: *whispers" heeeey... moooom
   mom: what.
   me: *still whispering* we dont have to wear pants
   mom: shut up. youre embarassing me.
   
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9. soccerloverx03x
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2012 10:14pm UTC
   Fine. Don't respond to my text.
   I like food better than I like you anyways.
   nfm/fmq
   
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10. kelsey0619
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    I can’t wait for autumn
    Back to school
    Football games
    Marching band
    Volleyball
    Soccer
    Homecoming
    Halloween
    Making leaf piles
    Cross country
    New school year
    Starting fresh
    Making memories
    
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11. jessiduh
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    Heres to the kids who
    Graduate in 2015 ♥
    Two more years to go for us ♥
    
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12. angelkimmy98
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    Hello Random Bruise,
    Where Did You Come From?
    
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13. skyscraper13
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    Some people should use glue sticks,
    instead of chapstick.
    -nmf
    
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14. _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 10:17pm UTC
    Biggest worry in high school:
    not being able to open your locker on the first day.
    ♥
    
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15. enchantedartic
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    Did you know?
    An Olympic rower stopped mid race to let a family of ducks pass. And still won.
    
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16. mostwouldbehappy
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 11:07am UTC
    Parents don't understand..
    That we still love to go on playgrounds.
    
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17. xXjustapersonXx
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    Whenever my underwear match my clothes,
    I feel like I really have my life together.
    
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18. IBeHetze
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 10:33am UTC
    The true duckface
    is with
    PRINGLES<3.
    
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19. wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 1:52pm UTC
    Shout out to the kid
    That whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you
    When you weren't paying attention
    
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20. Buki
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    Plot Twist: Society accepts all people
    
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