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  1. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    IT'S NOT THAT
    I THINK I'M FAT.
    IT'S JUST THAT
    I WISH I WAS SKINNIER.

  2. loveyouthisbig loveyouthisbig
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Friday, is my second favorite F word.

  3. MusicIsLifexoxo MusicIsLifexoxo
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    The Worst Feeling
    is when you're out of tears, but you're not out of pain

  4. insignificantx insignificantx
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    So I see the ever-famous quote: "When I go to the restaurant and the waiter asks us if we want a table. And I'm like 'No, carpet for 6 please!'" And I think: So what would you do if the waiter actually cleared a space on the floor for you? Would you sit down, or leave? Yup, that's what I thought... I'd sit down too :)

  5. KrissyMchotness KrissyMchotness
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    I put the "pro"
    In procrastination

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    Society: Cursing isn't very lady-like.
    Me: Does it look like I give a f*ck?

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 2:31pm UTC
    It's pretty awful
    To judge someone
    On something they can't change...

  8. Yuri Yuri
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    wanting to watch a youtube video
    but already listening to music at the same time...

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    things I hope no one ever says to me:
    - I have found your witty profiles account
    - I have found your tumblr
    - I have found a complete list of everything you have ever googled.

  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    break the vein,
    live the pain,
    feel the shame
    take the blame
    then start it again.

  11. Madie Madie
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 5:21am UTC
    If at some point in life
    you think you've lost the battle..
    it's not that you've lost..
    it's that you've yet to realise
    how strong you are..
    and how capable
    of winning you are..

  12. xomadilynxoo xomadilynxoo
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    Click the ♥ if you've ever waved at the security camera :)

  13. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    diamonds sarcasm is
    a girl's best friend.

  14. kclove5 kclove5
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    I'm bored so
    Comment the song you are listening
    to or have stuck in your head and
    add "in my pants."

  15. mm1213 mm1213
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    One Direction: You're insecure, don't know
    what for...
    Me: Oh really? I do...
    One Direction: Your turning heads when
    you walk through the door...
    Me: Yeah, they're probaly looking at me
    thinking oh my god...

  16. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    Justin Bieber fans: OMGZZZ Justin Bieber iz a musical genius!!!!!!
    Marilyn Manson: lol
    Michael Jackson: lol
    Jared Leto: lol
    Tom DeLonge: lol
    Mark Hoppus: lol
    Travis Barker: lol
    Kurt Cobain: lol
    Axl Rose: lol
    Bob Marley: lol
    Patrick Stump: lol
    Bono Vox: lol
    Gerard Way: lol
    Frank Iero: lol
    Ray Toro: lol
    Mikey Way: lol
    Niall Horan: lol
    Billie Joe Armstrong: lol
    Mike Dirnt: lol
    Tré Cool: lol
    Dave Grohl: lol
    Chester Bennington: lol
    Paul McCartney: lol
    George Harrison: lol
    John Lennon: lol
    Serj Tankian: lol
    Ringo Starr: lol
    Elton John: lol
    David Bowie: lol
    Tom Fletcher: lol
    Brendon Urie: lol
    Ryan Ross: lol
    Damon Albarn: lol
    Dan Campbell: lol
    Butch Vig: lol
    Synyster Gates: lol
    M. Shadows: lol
    Johnny Christ: lol
    Harry Styles: lol
    Frank Sinatra: lol
    Joey Ramone: lol
    Dave Mustaine: lol
    John Bon Jovi: lol
    James Hetfield: lol
    Corey Taylor: lol
    Michael Vampire: LoL
    Philip Kross: lol
    Aaron Graves: lol
    Dj Black: lol
    Andy Six: lol
    Jake Pitts: lol
    Liam Payne: lol
    Jinx: lol
    Ashley Purdy: lol
    Christian Coma: lol
    Alice Cooper: lol
    Danny Jones: lol
    Tom Fletcher: lol
    Dougie Poynter: lol
    Harry Judd: lol
    Mark Foster: lol
    Bob Dylan: lol
    Louis Tomlinson: lol
    Spencer Smith : lol
    Brendon Urie: lol
    Adam Young: lol
    Roger Daltrey: lol
    Pete Townshend: lol
    Keith Moon: lol
    John Entwistle: lol
    Robert Plant: lol
    John Paul Jones: lol
    Jimmy Page: lol
    John Bonham: lol
    Zayn Malik: lol
    Roger Waters: lol
    David Gilmour: lol
    Rick Wright: lol
    Nick Mason: lol
    Syd Barret: lol
    Deryck Whibley: lol
    Ozzy Osbourne: Who the f.uck is Justin Bieber?

  17. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 7:26pm UTC
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  18. lestrangeXstaygold lestrangeXstaygold
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backwards
    {♥} {♥} {♥}
    /////// When lifes dragging you back,
    it means it's going to launch you into something great.
    so just focus and keep aiming
    ♥♥♥
    nmf.

  19. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 8:14pm UTC
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    Format by Breeze

  20. CherryCherryBoomBoom CherryCherryBoomBoom
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    smiles
    are like band-aids
    they cover up the pain
    But it still hurts

:)

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