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Yuri

1. Yuri
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2012 12:16pm UTC
   Me: *runs into inanimate object*
   Me: Sorry...
   
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2. Yuri
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2012 12:10pm UTC
   Me: *leave store without buying anything*
   Me: Act natural... You're innocent...
   
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3. Yuri
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2012 12:05pm UTC
   forgetting to put on deodorant,
   and going through the rest of the day as a t-rex
   
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4. Yuri
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2012 4:04pm UTC
   Ticket Collector: Enjoy the movie!
   Me: Thanks, you too!
   Ticket Collector:
   Me:
   Ticket Collector:
   Me:
   Ticket Collector:
   Me: Wait...
   
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5. Yuri
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2012 3:55pm UTC
   Teacher: Alright, everyone grab a partner.
   Me: !@#$...
   
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6. Yuri
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2012 3:28pm UTC
   *friend shows you "funny" youtube video*
   *fake laugh the entire time*
   
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7. Yuri
   posted a quote
   July 18, 2012 3:55pm UTC
   dropping a sock while carrying laundry,
   and losing even more trying to pick it up...
   
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8. Yuri
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2012 1:42pm UTC
   forgot you were watching a recording,
   and realizing you sat through all the commercials
   
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9. Yuri
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2012 9:40pm UTC
   wanting to watch a youtube video
   but already listening to music at the same time...
   
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10. Yuri
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    getting caught up to a new tv series,
    and having to wait a week between each episode
    
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11. Yuri
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    Doing that weird dance
    when you're using mouthwash...
    
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12. Yuri
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    class splits up into pairs...
    you end up with the teacher
    
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13. Yuri
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    download awesome ringtone
    no one ever calls you...
    
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14. Yuri
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    Palm Trees...
    make storms look so much more intense
    
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15. Yuri
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    Those people in your life...
    who you just want to go and drink bleach
    
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16. Yuri
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    That terrible feeling...
    when your body wakes you up at the time you would get up on a school day...
    ON A WEEKEND
    
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17. Yuri
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 10:53am UTC
    dropping your eraser in class
    and waiting till class ends to pick it up
    
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18. Yuri
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 10:49am UTC
    "enjoy the movie"
    "Thanks, you too!"
    
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19. Yuri
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    having to hand back
    assignments in class
    and not knowing who someone is
    
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20. Yuri
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    walking into a chair
    and apologizing to it
    
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