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Amenah
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 1:44pm UTC

The hardest part of ending is starting again.

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HeyItsAllyson
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 1:43pm UTC

I post genius status on Facebook:
1 like
Popular guy at school posts same status:
153483563 likes
True story

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 1:27pm UTC

It's really weird how
whenever I join a group,
we seem to lose.
Don't worry, they probably get distracted by my
awesomeness.
nmf- jimmy365

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elisabethelis
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 1:27pm UTC

the moment you're ready to quit
is usually the moment right
before a miracle happens.
Don't give up.
♡

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EllieB123
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 6:46pm UTC

So today...
My mom found out that I cut.
I was expecting a lecture...
But she pulled up her sleeve and showed me her scars.
And said...
"We're in this together"
true story

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EllieB123
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 7:02pm UTC

So he broke up with you
over the phone?
Mine got our mutual best friend to do
it for him.

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JamiCee
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 3:43pm UTC

That awkward moment you're like:
"Wow! The new witty is great!"
Until you realize there is no longer a vent category
-_______-

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xendlessdreamerx
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 9:48am UTC

those dreams
that feel so real, and you don't want to wake up.<3

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theWalrus
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 3:23pm UTC

They make
smart phones
to make up for
stupid people

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MyNamesDillon
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 2:52pm UTC

I never run with scissors .
those last two words were unnecessary.
Hannah143's format!

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Nappi101
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 2:02pm UTC

♥ She is in a relationship with Him

-not my format-
Has to be one of the most depressing things you can see on Facebook.

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ShutUpAndLookAtThis
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 2:03pm UTC

Normal girls: *Write in bubbly sweet handwriting*
Me: *Looks like I wrote everything with my left hand*
Normal girls:
Me: lolwaitwut
mq

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MarkSmark
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 2:32pm UTC

Best Kinds of Laughs
One- Laughing so hard your laugh becomes silent
Two - Feeling a 6 Pack Coming
Three - Tears coming out of your eyes
Four - All of the above

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BananaSplit143
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 2:32pm UTC

I was your cure and you were my disease. I was saving you, and you were killing me.

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pez_candy44
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 2:23pm UTC

Fave this
For a TBH :)

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sammy*
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 6:14pm UTC

leaning when the bowling ball
goes the wrong way.
nmf/nmq
twopairsofshades made this format, not me.

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 6:53pm UTC

Dad: why are your eyes red?
Me: i smoke marajuana, dad
Dad: don't lie to me, you were crying because you have no friends

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luceclark
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 6:04pm UTC

*Seeing a hot guy*
Me - Oh God he is hot, please have my babies
Best Friend - Wait a sec, I got this
Best Friend - OI YOU WITH THE HOT FACE
Hot Guy - *Turns Around*
Best Friend - THIS KID WILL HAPPILY TAKE YOUR KIDS, CALL HER
Me -
Best Friend - Told you I got this
This is why I love my best friend

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tibbsxoxo
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 4:04pm UTC

Teacher: The test is very easy.
Me: Sure it is bit.ch, you already know the answers.

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ImOnlyATeen
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 7:14pm UTC

me: why are those guys staring at me?
me:is there something on my face?
me:is there something on my shirt?
me:they're probably laughing at how ugly i am.
me:they probably find it amusing how fat i am.
friend:maybe they think you're cute.
me:are you stupid or something?
tumblr.

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