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MarkSmark

1. MarkSmark
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2012 12:00am UTC
   I haven't been on witty that long, but I think I may be obsessed.
   I've been looking at different quotes, and the majority of them are things like;
   I wonder what it's like to be pretty,
   Seeing a pretty girl and wishing you were like that ,
   etc.
   I just wanted to let you guys know, your all beautiful. Each and everyone of you.
   Seriously, I don't see anything wrong with any of you. Your all nice, pretty, and just good people. Don't put yourself down like that because it's not true. You are pretty, and you shouldn't be wishing to be anyone else but yourself. Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say is that your all beautiful(:
   
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2. MarkSmark
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   July 24, 2012 9:35pm UTC
   When someone tries talking to me when I have my
   headphones on
   I just nod vigoriously and say "Uh-huh' a few times.
   
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3. MarkSmark
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   July 24, 2012 4:17pm UTC
   I'm the type of person who wont even flinch while watching a horror movie, but will scream like hell when toast pops out of the toaster.
   
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4. MarkSmark
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   July 24, 2012 4:03pm UTC
   How can I make your day? (:
   
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5. MarkSmark
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   July 24, 2012 3:46pm UTC
   That awkward walk from your front door to your friend's car when they come to pick you up
   
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6. MarkSmark
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   July 24, 2012 3:44pm UTC
   You know your in trouble when your mom says your full name
   
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7. MarkSmark
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   July 24, 2012 3:41pm UTC
   The less you say, the most people will listen
   
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8. MarkSmark
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   July 24, 2012 3:38pm UTC
   Hugs were invented to let people know you love them without having to say anything
   
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9. MarkSmark
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   July 24, 2012 3:34pm UTC
   The Fact Book
   Female penguins engage in prostitution
   
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10. MarkSmark
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    July 24, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    I like a song, I download, I listen to it 10100000 times, I can't stand it.
    
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11. MarkSmark
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    July 24, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Your as useless as the ay in
    Okay.
    
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12. MarkSmark
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    July 24, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    Teacher: What is something you need, but can't see or feel?
    Most People: Air
    Me: Wifi...
    
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13. MarkSmark
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    July 24, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi
    
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14. MarkSmark
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    July 24, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    Me: Hey, I just met you-
    Stranger: *Walks Away*
    Me: Now your just somebody that I used to know!
    
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15. MarkSmark
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    July 24, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    Brain: It's been six seconds, check your phone again
    
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16. MarkSmark
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    July 24, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    You can ignore me all the time, but when i ignore you
    It's a big deal
    twopairsofshades made this format, not me.
    
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17. MarkSmark
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    July 24, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    I Have A Smart Phone with a Dumb Battery
    
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18. MarkSmark
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    July 24, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    Hardest Thing Ever
    Holding in your laughter at serious times
    
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19. MarkSmark
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    July 24, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    Whenever someone asks me
    what myfavorite movie is
    My brain acts like I've never seen a movie in my life
    
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20. MarkSmark
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    July 24, 2012 2:55pm UTC
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