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July 24, 2012 2:52pm UTC

Sleeping is nice, you forget about everything just for a little while.

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July 24, 2012 2:49pm UTC

Seaweed= 1% Sea 99%
Weed
This explains why sponge bob and patrick are always so high and happy

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July 24, 2012 2:46pm UTC

Teacher: Take out your notes and try to keep up because I speak as fast as Busta Rhymes

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July 24, 2012 2:44pm UTC

Placing Student Driver sign on your car, no one will ever suspect you of drunk driving

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July 24, 2012 2:42pm UTC

*In a Parallel Universe*
Unicorn- I don't believe in humans.

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July 24, 2012 2:36pm UTC

FACT OF GOOGLE:
50% people use google well as a search engine & rest 50% use it to see if internet connected or not!!!

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July 24, 2012 2:32pm UTC

Best Kinds of Laughs
One- Laughing so hard your laugh becomes silent
Two - Feeling a 6 Pack Coming
Three - Tears coming out of your eyes
Four - All of the above

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MarkSmark
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July 24, 2012 2:30pm UTC

I hate when people in a commercial have more fun in 30 seconds
than I will ever have in my whole life.

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July 24, 2012 2:28pm UTC

If you dont fight for what you want, dont cry for what you lost.

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July 24, 2012 2:25pm UTC

That one person you would do anything to talk to right now

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July 24, 2012 2:13pm UTC

Teling the wind to stop blowing your paper off the table

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July 24, 2012 2:11pm UTC

im really sorry you got your heart broken, but why blame all the other guys who had nothing to do with it?

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MarkSmark
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July 24, 2012 1:53pm UTC

Im kinda new to witty, dont know much about this coding and format stuff, help me out? :)

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