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lovecrazy
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February 13, 2013 6:38pm UTC

I'm a teenage girl.
My BFF Becky texts and says she's kissed Johnny. Well that's a problem cause, I like Johnny. Now, I'm emotionally compromised. Whoopsies. I'm all "OMG, Becky's not even hot."
-Mayhem (Allstate Commercial)

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jimmy365
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February 12, 2013 9:05pm UTC

france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even
make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
let's be real
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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MyMindBook
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January 17, 2013 8:24pm UTC

"Are you a virgin?"
My friends sister's reply:
"I'm 13, I do homework not people."
I Love her.

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Cammie
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January 26, 2013 8:06pm UTC

Where can I buy skinny genes?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 6:20pm UTC

i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

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Connork11
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January 15, 2013 4:21pm UTC

"It's not that cold out!" Said the P.E teacher with a coat on
"It's just drizzling!" Said the P.E teach with an umbrella
"Running for 20 minutes isn't that bad!" Said the P.E teacher sitting in a chair
"You've got to stay healthy!" Said the P.E teacher that is over-weight
"Being on your period is no excuse!" Said the P.E teacher with no unterus.
NMQ

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 5:56pm UTC

COURT DISMIS SED.
bring in the dancing lobsters.

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finding_nemo
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February 6, 2013 7:27pm UTC

*My brother's friend got another tattoo*
Me: Now you can't give blood.
brother's friend: I know that's why I got it.
brother's friend: I hate needles.
Can we just let this sink in?

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Ralph*
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 9:55pm UTC

I wanna be a panda
bear so 'freakin bad,
eAT ALL OF THE BAMBOO I NEVER HAD
I WANNA BE ON THE COVER OF ZOO MAGAZINES
SMILING NEXT TO ZEBRA AND THE PIG
OH EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
I SEE MYSELF BLACK AND WHITE
A DIFFERENT ZOO EVERY NIGHT, OH I SWEAR
THE WORLD BETTER PREPARE
FOR WHEN I'M A PANDA BEAR

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jimmy365
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February 1, 2013 12:22pm UTC

#1 Rule in Math
if its easy, you're doing it wrong.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Cammie
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January 31, 2013 6:52pm UTC

Happy B-Day, Oprah!
It must be a good day for Josh.

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 11:45am UTC

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Do you ever get so bored of the internet
that you go on the internet?
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Shorty_Helps
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 10:24pm UTC

Whenever I hear someone laughing nearby, I assume it's about me. Like I'm constantly worried that everyone secretly hates me and it's all one big joke. I'm forever wanting to text someone but stopping myself because I'm scared I'll annoy them. I over think the smallest things and get worried over them. I'm insecure about every single little thing about myself.
>not mine but this is sooo true<

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