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I'm a teenage girl.
My BFF Becky texts and says she's kissed Johnny. Well that's a problem cause, I like Johnny. Now, I'm emotionally compromised. Whoopsies. I'm all "OMG, Becky's not even hot."
 
  -Mayhem (Allstate Commercial)
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I'm a teenage girl. My BFF Becky texts and says she's

340 faves · 6 comments · Feb 13, 2013 6:38pm

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funny · allstatecommercial · mayhem

supercalifredge · 1 decade ago
I love his blinged out phone...
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pluto* · 1 decade ago
Love this! Bahaha
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*_* · 1 decade ago
Lol I love the Allstate commercials
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nwsoftball · 1 decade ago
OMG BECKY LOOK AT HER BUTT! Sorry...had too
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jillianokelman69 · 1 decade ago
OMG BECKY HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sorry... Had too ;D
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nwsoftball · 1 decade ago
Haha thanks!
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