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OhHoePlease
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February 21, 2013 6:59pm UTC

If you see this, you're beautiful. <3 format by: OhHoePlease
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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 6:38pm UTC

Would your
eight year old self
be proud of you right now?
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OhHoePlease
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February 20, 2013 7:20pm UTC

Why isn't a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew?
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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 4:57pm UTC

I wish anxiety and self doubt
could burn calories.
Then, I would finally be skinny.
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OhHoePlease
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February 16, 2013 3:43pm UTC

We live in the WTF generation.
Witty
Tumblr
&
Facebook.
♥
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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 6:03pm UTC

"The reason so many teenage couples break up is because it's young
people trying to play an adult's game"
-My boyfriend's Dad.

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xKITKATx
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 6:05pm UTC

I get so awkward and don't know what to say when someone compliments me.
It's like:
Person: you look good today
Me: happy christmas

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LacedRibbon
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 6:02pm UTC

i don't say "no" to drugs
i say "no thank you" because i wasn''t raised in a f--king barn like some of you hoodlums.

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wannabe
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 6:06pm UTC

Three Days Grace, Red, Paramore, Evanescence, Panic at the Disco, Seether, Papa Roach, Hot Chelle Rae, Demi Lovato, David Guetta, Skillet, Staind, Gorillaz, Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, 3 Doors Down, Shinedown, Aerosmith, Breaking Benjamin, Chevelle, Coldplay, Christina Grimmie, Eminem, The Fray, Linkin Park, Ozzy Osbourne, Lifehouse, Rise Against, The Script, Sara Bareilles, Thousand Foot Krutch, Taylor Swift, Adele, B. O. B., Avril Lavigne, All-American Rejects, Beatles, Black Eyed Peas, Bon Jovi, Bruno Mars, Daughtry, Dream Theater, Electric Light Orchestra, Nickelback, No Doubt, Queen, Secondhand Serenade, Train, Tchaikovsky, Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, Frank Sinatra, Elvis
Now, if you enjoy any of them,
I can sense a near friendship ahead.

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hallo1234
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 6:13pm UTC

2013
The first year since 1987 to have 4 different numbers

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 5:58pm UTC

How to socialize:
Step 1) Step away from your computer, PC, laptop, iPod, etc. (I know this is the hardest step but I believe in you)
Step 2) Walk out of the room you are in (yes this contains excersize)
Step 3) Hiss at the sunlight
Step 4) Shoot an evil glare at the guest(s) or people that you should be socializing with, then force out a "hi/hello"
Step 5) Walk out the room, run to the room you were originally in, go back on the computer, and vow to never do that again because it's terrible.

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KatiiLouisex3
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 6:05pm UTC

Guy: HEY I JUST MET YOU
Me:
Guy: I THINK YOU'RE CRAZY
Guy: BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER
Guy: *writes number down*
Me: what is happening here
Guy: SO CALL ME MAYBE
Guy: *runs off*
Me:
Me:
Me: *texts* HEY I JUST MET YOU
Me: AND I SWEAR I'M ONLY CRAZY ON STABLE LEVELS
Me: BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER
Me: SO LET'S ONLY USE IT TO TEXT BECAUSE I'M TOO SOCIALLY AWKWARD TO ANSWER THE PHONE
Guy: *texts* You're cute :)
Me:
My friends:
Everyone who knows me:
Many people who don't know me:
Me: So, that just happened.
>> True story o.O

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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music_is_forever1
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 5:25pm UTC

*sigh*
the start of a new year
and i've yet to do anything

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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LacedRibbon
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 5:44pm UTC

katniss:
"i can't afford to think like that."
katniss. you can't afford anything.
This quote wont post. btw stop highlighting things wtf.

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likecolton
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 6:01pm UTC

And when you smile, the whole world stops & stares for a while..
Cause girl, you got a little something stuck in your teeth.

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Honolulu
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 5:38pm UTC

New Year's Eve: asleep at 10:00pm
#partyrockin

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FullofWit
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 5:24pm UTC

8:46 am 9/11/2001
my parents best friend died in 9/11. My parents say he was the nicest person ever. He worked in the building, and was able to get out, they even saw him outside the building. But he never came home that night. His wive called him and he never called back. Why? Because he ended up dying that day, because he went back in to save others. I never got to meet this man, but my parents say if I did I would love him. I wish I got the chance.
no its not 9/11, but shouldn't we remember those who we lost everyday? why is it just once a year?

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 5:37pm UTC

Girl: I like you. do you like me?
Boy: No.
Girl: :(
Boy: You didn't ask if I loved you.
Girl: Oh. :) Do you love me?
Boy: No.

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