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mystic_tatertot*
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 8:26pm UTC

The only time i can forget
your gone is when I'm on
that softball field, but
when I'm not, I'm always
thinking of you.
♥

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spence*
posted a quote
July 7, 2014 4:36pm UTC

"no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the f/ck up out of my life

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 2:10am UTC

You say you want to die but,
you still put that seat belt on
and look both ways when you cross the road
you lock your windows and doors
you would scream if someone was following you at night
you would run for your life
you don't really want to die
you just want to die on your own terms.

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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 6:34pm UTC

I think the absolute worst
thing you can do to someone
is lead them on
you give that person a chance to build their expectations,
only for you to go and knock them down
and it hurts

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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 7:22pm UTC

What sucks is
when you aren't athletic,
and you have p.e with a class of people who are and are extremely
enthusiastic about sports and take it way too sersiously, and you're just there.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 9:44am UTC

Here on Witty, we treat everyone with respect! Oh but except for
--Most religious people, especially Christians
--People who aren't feminists
--People who are thin or underweight
--Republicans
--Conservatives
--People who have interests outside just sitting on the computer
--Any guy who joins the website
--Anyone 13 and under
--"Sl.uts"
--Anyone who has an opinion that doesn't agree with the general consensus
--People with self confidence

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 6:24pm UTC

I will never consider "becuase they're ugly." as a good reason to dislike someone.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 8:39pm UTC

I could never be a politician
because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate I would start off saying, "Listen here you little p.rick"

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Eli22b

posted a quote
July 24, 2013 2:37pm UTC

Friend: Lady gaga's music is all giberish.
Me: Ok ra-ra-ah-ah-ah is not giberish.

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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 5:31pm UTC

My first thought
When I joined Witty was
I have found my people

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SoftballMyLife22
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 12:22pm UTC

I hate getting a text that makes your heart break
and you have to sit there and pretend like nothing is wrong.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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DirectionerTillTheEnd
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:42am UTC

Every scar is a reminder
of a time when no one was there

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 8:57pm UTC

I love you
"How do you know it's true love?"
Because I feel the same way, even when you're being an idiot.

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 9:09pm UTC

If you're ever feeling sad, just remember Justin Bieber tweeted:
"If you didn't get tickets to the believe tour, find a way to sneak in."

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Fireiscatching
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 1:13pm UTC

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's baby is called North West?
That's like Liam Payne naming his child Period.
some woman said this to the newspaper, thought it was pretty funny xD

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DoneAwayWithDrama
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 8:40pm UTC

Don't look at my boyfriend.
Dont touch him.
Don't add him on Facebook.
Don't like all of his pictures.
Dont Message him.
Dont text him.
Don't chill with him.
Dont try to be his best friend.
Don't compliment him.
Dont hug him.
Don't "Winky Face" him.
Dont write on his wall.
Dont rate him.
Don't smile at him.
Don't worry about HIM, he's MINE.
I'll cut you b/tch.
nmq

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 12:28am UTC

it started snowing when we were all in class and i tried to alert everyone but instead of saying "it's snowing!" the words that came out of my mouth were, "tHE SKY IS DOING THE THING, YOU GUYS!!!"

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 3:35am UTC

Our kids will probably go to a middle school dance
and the theme is 2010's . They'll wear leggings with ugg
boots and twerk to call me maybe .

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 10:02pm UTC

A list of things i say that don't offend people:
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Person: Why are the bullets black, you fxcking ra.cist

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