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MaxEatsCrayons
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February 15, 2013 3:46pm UTC

Gay marriage is now legal in the state of Illinois. I have never been more proud of this hell hole.

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jariley*
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January 27, 2013 2:15pm UTC

Witty Profiles is a community of 347,452 writers.
I wonder how many of them are dead.

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softballxwin27
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January 26, 2013 8:20pm UTC

Do you ever just look at someone and think...
"Holy hotness, let me take those clothes off."

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Travis Allred*
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January 26, 2013 7:18pm UTC

The only person you should
compare yourself to is who you used to be.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Hale_Storm18
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January 26, 2013 11:55pm UTC

Every girl on Wtty: I'm ugly *actually gorgeous*
Me: I'm ugly *actually ugly*

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MyWittyProfile
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January 26, 2013 9:57pm UTC

*When someone unfollows me*
Me: Aca-scuse me?

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Yourbeautiful*
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January 27, 2013 4:35pm UTC

1,2,3,4,5
She always wishes she wasn't alive.
6,7,8,9,10
She has changed so much, since then
Cuts and bruises cover her skin,
She won't eat for days so she'll be thin.
"Are you okay?"..."I'm fine" she lied.
They only realised she wasn't when she commited suicide.

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Minnie16xo
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January 3, 2013 9:58pm UTC

*Me sitting down eating cookie dough.*
Him: I love that you do that.
Me: What... eat?
Him: *laughs* The fact that you're sitting here in sweatpants eating cookie dough right out of the container. In front of me. And you couldn't care less.
It's one of the things I absolutly love about you.

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BlackUmbrella
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December 30, 2012 12:17pm UTC

person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person says... hi
PLOT TWIST: That person is confessing their undying love to you; spilling their guts and finally getting the courage to tell you how you feel. Then they think, delete it all and type in that one word.

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yourcool
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December 30, 2012 5:51pm UTC

i had a dream where i killed all the shirtless
guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends, too. it was called the "yolocaust."

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Yourbeautiful*
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December 26, 2012 7:44am UTC

People who commit suicide...
Don't want to end their lives,
They just want to end the pain.

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J3S5E
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December 24, 2012 5:47pm UTC

He lies, She cries.
He's not sorry, but he apologizes.
She complains, he doesn't change.
But yet, she still stays.

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jimmy365
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December 25, 2012 11:31am UTC

My sister got me a fake scratch card for
Christmas and it said
I won 20,000
her funeral is next Sunday

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jimmy365
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December 25, 2012 11:33am UTC

so far working at the cinema today, I’ve heard
“can I have tickets for…”
“less miserable”
“les miz”
“that lesbian movie”
“that miserable movie”
“le whatever”

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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AmazingUsername
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December 24, 2012 6:01pm UTC

Reasons why I swear:
Because f/ck you.
Not My Format

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alybear8
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December 24, 2012 3:37pm UTC

That crushing moment when you find out the movie Titanic was filmed in a pool

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Jahyvie
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December 24, 2012 2:29pm UTC

I think its quite beautiful the way we can meet a certain person who just thinking about makes you smile. Its like they have this magic about them that makes you forget about anyhing pulling you down. They can give you this hope and remind you how wonderful life can be, and you juut kind of forget how hurt and broken you are.
Credit: Jahyvie

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Jahyvie
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December 24, 2012 3:12pm UTC

Heres to the kids who will get crocs for Christmas
Credit: Jahyvie

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