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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 8:19pm UTC

Someone needs to tell Justin Bieber
that he isn't black

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nopatience
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 9:01pm UTC

So I went to the store,
on Monday,
to buy... things.
Me: *stands awkwardly and miserably at the cash register where there is an insanely hot cashier who's like 18 and an old fat security guard standing nearby for god knows what reason*
Cashier: *starts checking out my tampons, tissues, toilet paper, and nose spray*
Security Guard: *starts cracking up*
Me: *awkward death glare that's not as menicing as I wanted it to be*
Cashier: *dying of laughter*
Security Guard: Well, you've got liquid comin' outta all your holes!
Cashier: *literally falls over from laughing so hard*
Me: *blushes*
Me: *secretly hiding laughter*
Me: *grabs a paper bag, rips 2 holes out, and puts it on my head*
Me: *walks away silently without taking any of the stuff I'd originally wanted to buy*
Me: *gets to the car*
Me: *dies*
Mom: where's all the stuff you needed?
Me: don't. ask. just. drive.
Mom: well sh*t I'll do it you p*ssy
Mom: *gets out of car*
~~~ 15 minutes later ~~~
Mom: *gets in car with a blush*
Me: it happened to you too?
Mom: shut the h*ll up.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 6:55pm UTC

how I flirt:
insult them repeatedly and expect them to love me.

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directioner16
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 7:40pm UTC

B*tches be like:
"I hate my parents! All I got for Christmas was an iPad, BEATS, Porche, and Designer Clothes"
I'm just here like:
"YES! I got fuzzy socks"

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MyMindBook
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 5:24pm UTC

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jetney
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Today in my room with my boyfriend:
Me: Hey, come here.
Boyfriend: *Comes over*
Boyfriend: *Lays his head on me*
Me: *Strokes his hair*
Me: I love you.
Boyfriend: Meow.

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Mistletoe?
more like mistleNO.
hahahahaha i'm funny.
someone please date me.

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styles*
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 4:31pm UTC

There are 364 days
until Christmas
and people already have their lights up.
unbelievable.

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Aimeekinz
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 2:53pm UTC

Ooops. I thought you actually meant it when you said you liked me.
Now im still falling for you,
while you are falling for someone esle.

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jstallons
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 7:00pm UTC

That awkward moment when you
over-hear a joke in someone else's conversation and accidentally laugh out loud.

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jcpeace
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 6:10pm UTC

My older brother made me watch a scary movie when I was 11. It totally freaked me out and when he went to bed, I told him I was scared. So my brother looked at me tilted his head and said, "Don't worry. If no boys want you then why would a ghost." I slept well that night.

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Aimeekinz
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 5:15pm UTC

Winter break = food 24/7
Its all good.. no school. Ill be fat & no one will know ♥

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yourXlifeXisXbeautiful
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 4:47pm UTC

relatives: any boyfriends?
me: no.
typical conversation at any holiday since i was 5.
Tumblr

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 4:22pm UTC

I predict a baby boom 9 months after december 21.

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 8:31pm UTC

RIP to all of the virginity lost tonight.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 4:43pm UTC

do you ever just feel
so awkward when you
buy something and pay in
cash and the cashier
gives you the
change back but you
take a few seconds to
put the money in your
wallet and you can
feel the world
judging you
from afar
because i do

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quietkid
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 5:10pm UTC

Don't worry, Mayans.
If you get it wrong,
it's not the end of the world.

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theawkwardauthor
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 5:41pm UTC

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Ellie_G
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 7:25pm UTC

Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Huumm
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed):Okay
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
Worth posting.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 9:21pm UTC

be honest;,
did anyone else
on here go through
the avril lavigne phase?

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