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213 faves · 342 comments · Dec 25, 2012 5:24pm

MyMindBook

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bananabot · 1 decade ago
"Chiffinch came up a moment later and paid the man for his silence, but it soon became known throughout England that the king was so fascinated with his new mistress-- a pale but enthusiastic young unknown-- that he'd locked himself in an inn with her for two solid weeks, enjoying her so much that he never once poked his head out." Ok so I'm pretty much an English prostitute that the King constantly has with but no one knows who I am.
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TheJealousOne · 1 decade ago
"I checked facebook every 5 minutes, but he was not on it" - he's after me
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HelloXOXOKitty · 1 decade ago
"Until the grownups come to fetch us we'll have fun." -Lord of the Flies
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xoLoveMatters · 1 decade ago
"That comment would later be fodder for satire and further condemnation of Jackson by mainstream media, who able to use it for laughs and giggles."

Did I say something wrong?
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ForsakenTwilight · 1 decade ago
"No big deal." I mumbled, but I didn't move.

...Lmfao
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MomoLoves · 1 decade ago
I dont recognize my own voice, Im so nervous! hahahahahahha
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Acable97 · 1 decade ago
"Get it over with, now."
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Alyssa Elton* · 1 decade ago
"We'll find out soon, won't we?"
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jayciecutie01 · 1 decade ago
MINE WAS TALKING ABOUT WEED BROWNIES!
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aleecia · 1 decade ago
"We are all going to the beach."
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xXLollipopXx · 1 decade ago
"I was doing it, and it felt natural" hahahhaa :P
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foreverisalie · 1 decade ago
"This seems wildly out of sync with the line of filthy men snaking behind the steam tables" Water For Elephants bahaha
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Flossyx · 1 decade ago
i was sitting in the dining room eating giant triple chocolate muffins. (phahahha) x
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musicaddict27 · 1 decade ago
there was nobody like that.

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staryeyed · 1 decade ago
they have two different sizes of padding, the larger of the two is used when they are wearing dark clothes.
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simplelove · 1 decade ago
"It's me."... WHAT.
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neonzebra2449 · 1 decade ago
She could barely keep her footing because of the champane spilled on the floor...
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Taylor__Swift · 1 decade ago
"fantastic, if you like being bored beyond the valley of bordem into the universe of very dull" and the book is called knocked out be my nunga nungas. Xl
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iambored7 · 1 decade ago
I am wearing a blue velvet dress and little shoes with a button strap
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swimmer414 · 1 decade ago
there was a special bond between the two

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