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Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Huumm
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed):Okay
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
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Me: God, can I ask You a question? God: Sure Me: Promise You

109 faves · 62 comments · Dec 18, 2012 7:25pm

Ellie_G

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Ellie_G


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24601* · 1 decade ago
There are two kinds of Athiests. Good, and bad. The bad ones comment rude things and try to chgne your beliefs. Good ones try not o talk about religion rudely, and defend the others. (I try to be a good one. I will never try to change your beliefs.)
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TheGirlWhoLived · 1 decade ago
if you don't believe in God why bother even commenting fgs
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mcorbett105 · 1 decade ago
i love this so so much.
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Musicc99 · 1 decade ago
If you don't believe in God, why bother commenting? and science actually DOESN'T explain everything.
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Ellie_G · 1 decade ago
Thank you.
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Saphacier · 1 decade ago
Fake.
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24601* · 1 decade ago
If you don't believe, why comment something rude? We don't bash your religion, so don't bash theirs.
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LivingButWantingToDie · 1 decade ago
But, people bash athiest everyday.. Or try to push there beliefs on us..
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24601* · 1 decade ago
I know. ._. but not these people, many people try but not these ones... we're clear.
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Saphacier · 1 decade ago
I don't have a religion. And your 11. Don't even bother arguing with me.
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24601* · 1 decade ago
I don't either.... and but if you don't belive in God your an athiest. (Stupid though. Why make a religion for if you don't believe in something?) I don't know.
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Saphacier · 1 decade ago
Atheism isn't a religion.
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24601* · 1 decade ago
Yes it is. It's a stupid one, but it is one i guess. It's were you believe in nithing. (BESIDES SANTA.)
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munster · 1 decade ago
No, atheism is NOT a religion. Atheists such as myself and the dear below, do not believe in or worship any higher being besides themselves. If you don't know for fact, don't bother trying to prove someone wrong when odds are; they'll be right.
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24601* · 1 decade ago
But when I said I didn't believe people at my school said I was Athiest. (And my teacher said it)
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munster · 1 decade ago
Yes, if you do not believe in god you are an atheist, but atheism isn't a religion.
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Saphacier · 1 decade ago
No. It isn't. A religion has beliefs, doctrines, etc. Atheism has none. If you think so you have no intelligence at all. But I would hate to insult a little girl. So just to inform you, Atheism is not a religion. It is a title that's been given because people have some odd obsession with giving everything a title.
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Saphacier · 1 decade ago
You're* dammit....
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whatireallyfeel · 1 decade ago
AMEN!! I love this!! <3 it's such a reassurance !!
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Ellie_G · 1 decade ago
THANK YOU!!! Someone a typically likes it :) and I know right?
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whatireallyfeel · 1 decade ago
I can't believe people don't!!! God is the only one you should turn too... not satan or anything else ... no offence to anyone ! but yeah I love it!
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SickerThanTheRemixx · 1 decade ago
hey everyone??? i got an idea get the f.ck over your selves!!! i dont give a f.ck if your god is some damn hamster!!! Satan is your god then fine we dont need to know if you have different gods w/e if you believe in God ok fine, if you dont believe in stuff then lay the f.ck off. It's a damn quote don't say stuff cause you know no one cares! k bye......
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quietkid · 1 decade ago
God's a lie. get the over it
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TheGirlWhoLived · 1 decade ago
lol you can't just tell someone to 'get the over it'. jeez let them believe what they want ffs.
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Ellie_G · 1 decade ago
He's not, he's real and always will be. Someday you will realize that
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quietkid · 1 decade ago
say all you want, you can't stop me from thinking otherwise
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babydolphin09 · 1 decade ago
i seriously love this!
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SickerThanTheRemixx · 1 decade ago
shut up about the myth we all have differ beliefs. but since you talk to god can you ask him why i had bad luck getting a report done. and then i went to school late thinking i was going to miss that class so i didn't bring it! and THEN if we didn't present we failed ay guess what i didn't present because unfortunatley my email didnt go throught to the damn teacher! :D would you plz dear ask him for me.
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munster · 1 decade ago
She doesn't actually speak with "god"...
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SickerThanTheRemixx · 1 decade ago
yeah ik it was sarcasm...
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munster · 1 decade ago
well when I saw your spelling I wasn't sure if you were serious or not..
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SickerThanTheRemixx · 1 decade ago
lawl. well i was just kidding =)
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Ellie_G · 1 decade ago
Yes, I will :)
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SickerThanTheRemixx · 1 decade ago
umm can i know the answer?.. cause i kinda need one
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Ellie_G · 1 decade ago
He doesn't always answer in the way you think, sometimes he doesn't at all, so just be patient with it..
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Squilliam Fancypants* · 1 decade ago
I BELIEVE IN SATAN
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Ellie_G · 1 decade ago
Ok, he's real, but god is better
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Squilliam Fancypants* · 1 decade ago
I REGRET NOTHING
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Gay.
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Twisted~* · 1 decade ago
Hey eric! how about you shut up. You believe in satan, who gives a fck. Seriously, we believe in something else. You dont have to say sht. Just keep your mouth closed.
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
I don't believe in Satan lol.
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Ellie_G · 1 decade ago
Explain how this is gay, please
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Squilliam Fancypants* · 1 decade ago
Because there is no god, there is only satan
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
God is gay.
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Ellie_G · 1 decade ago
How, exactly?
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Because he's a myth.
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Ellie_G · 1 decade ago
How did we all get here, and how do you explain all the miracles that Jesus made happen? He made a blind man see by putting mud on his forehead. I don't think that that is just a myth. And the bible? Explain how that all get here, if God is a myth
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Lol......... I don't have time to explain facts to ignorant christians... remember this. At one point in your life, you were 100% certain santa was real.
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Ellie_G · 1 decade ago
Yes, everyone did. I don't see how that relates to my belief. I was like 4 I didn't understand the real meaning of christmas
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Yes, and if you knew anything about physics, or science you could eliminate all myths of "gods"... Go do some research.
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BasketballisLife12 · 1 decade ago
science actually proves that God or some greater being does exist...for example if the earth was any closer/farther from the sun life couldn't exist...if the earth was any different size an atmosphere with oxygen couldn't form so life couldn't exist...the universe has a start (proved by scientists) and something had to cause the big bang to happen...the fact that the world is full of mathematical rules when science says nature should be random...like gravity always keeps us here, light always travels at the same speed...the dna code is designed like a set of instructions...also ignoring the randomness nature favors. i'm not saying that technically the creator of the universe has to be named "God" but there definitely was a creator. and perhaps the reason you so adamantly oppose the fact that we think God exists is because you feel the need to prove no such thing does exist, to get it off your mind because God keeps putting the idea back on your mind.
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LivingButWantingToDie · 1 decade ago
Okay, there was a guy on earth or whatever. But he wasn't and isn't "god" or "Jesus."
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Science actually proves "god" doesn't exist, and that there is no higher being. All of those things you mentioned were not created by a "higher being"
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Ellie_G · 1 decade ago
I didn't say there was gods, I said there was God. There's a difference, so calm down
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SickerThanTheRemixx · 1 decade ago
I strongley suggest you drop it cause i think we both know this argument really is unnecessary
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Lmfao, so every other religion is wrong? And yours is right?
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LivingButWantingToDie · 1 decade ago
That's pretty much what she is saying. xD lmao. I can't stan christians. They always think they are right. They need to go back to school and read a dang science book. I'll send one to them. xD
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Musicc99 · 1 decade ago
Not all Christians are like that. And a science book won't do any good.
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LivingButWantingToDie · 1 decade ago
Try going to my school and tell me that. And Yeah okay cause scince book won't do any good. k. Whatever you say.
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Musicc99 · 1 decade ago
There are still many other Christians you haven't encountered... & science does not explain everything
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LivingButWantingToDie · 1 decade ago
Science explains alot more than people seem to think.
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SickerThanTheRemixx · 1 decade ago
Your 100% correct with all of this. But she clearly is confused. I wouldn't bother
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